Terrorist in training.By now you have heard of the Greater DC Twitter Snowball Chuck-n-Duck and the be-Hummered (and not in a good way) policeman who wandered into the middle of it and threatened to go Amadou Diallo on the whole hipster lot of them for having unauthorized fun on a snow day.

But nothing ever happens in America these days without some mysterious connection to that Kenyan interloper in the White House because, when all you have is an Obamahammer, everything looks like a nail. Since the officer was African-American, fisting aficionado Jim Hoft sees the early signs of a  Chicago-style ACORN-backed race war in the making:

Barack Obama gave his marching orders this year:

It looks like some people took him seriously.

A DC cop pulled a gun at a snowball fight in Washington DC yesterday.

Fox News, on the other hand, saw Hot War On War action:

Such is life when viewed through stupid-colored lenses…