“Oh, the humiliation…” Beckham wears the traditionally sad expression of a noble creature burdened with his master’s desire to adorn him in cheap frillery. It’s the same resignation you see on dogs in bee costumes.

I hope the poor creature was compensated for this unwitting tomfoolery.

We are not amused, His Lordship seems to be thinking.

But I am highly amused, and also, the sulk is to die for.

Later I ran them down his back and made a Christmas Stegosaurus just like the one Jesus rode.

Bothers me that the Jeebus freaks could get this one so wrong – where would you put the saddle? Clearly the stegosaurus’s use was limited to only pulling a chariot. Humph, talk about piss poor theological reasoning.

You will soon find one of your shoes with gnaw marks on it. And a telltale giftwrap ribbon left at the scene of the crime.

I see that you didn’t choose to humiliate Fenway in this manner. We don’t play favorites at Casa Tbogg now do we?

Poor Beckham. Do not be surprised if you find dog excrement in your favorite pair of running shoes. He’s already plotting his revenge. If it is any consolation, he’s pretty appealing even in humiliation.

Oh…and this may be the TBoggfamily CHristmas card for 2010. Ya think? Wolverines.

Beckham as Carmen Miranda….

~~~sigh~~~

If you’re looking for a way to waste some holiday time, check out this poll:

Mandatory New Year’s Resolutions

That will teach him, yes it will. Best of the season to you.

At first I felt a little sorry for Beckham, but then I remember we was quite the destructive little guy back in the day — didn’t he eat a couple of iPods? Still, you’re supposed to be mature enough to let it go, Tbogg. Let it go. Beckham’s a good boy. Yes he is.

Since there wasn’t any Wednesday random humping this week, here’s a little holiday cheer for the long weekend courtesy of NPR Live podcasts:

The Kinks Choral Concert (MP3 – save file as)

December 22, 2009 – It didn’t strike me as a great idea: Ray Davies, frontman for the legendary band The Kinks, had paired some of the group’s most popular songs with a full choir. It turns out I was wrong. There have always been simple and often beautiful harmonies in many of The Kinks’ songs, especially in the band’s work from the late 1960s. Fortunately, much of the material Davies chose for his new choral album, The Kinks Choral Collection, comes from the group’s seminal 1968 record, The Kinks Are The Village Green Preservation Society. The beauty of the song “Waterloo Sunset,” in this setting, is especially powerful.

More…

I see it says at the bottom of every page “You must be logged in to make a comment.” Is that what the kids are calling being drunk nowadays?

Naw, “being drunk” is what they call the idiots who design a site that remembers you & your cookie about once every five tries.

Well, when Festivus rolls around next year, Wee Beckham will have some grievances to air. – Just sayin’

URGENT BREAKING NEWS:

URBAN MEYERS QUITS AS FLORIDA FOOTBALL COACH. WILL JOIN SARAH PALIN AND TIM-THIRD-ROUND-DRAFT-PICK-TEBOW IN HUGE JESUS FUELED THUG-O-RAMPAGE AGAINST PresidentBlackGuyWithPassibleHookshot! MEYERS’ DECISION BASED ON SUDDEN CLOSING OF “MILF NIGHT” AT TIGER WOODS’ POKER EMPORIUM.

Film at 11……