Good hygiene is for people who don't have deadlines

Jonah Goldberg is a very busy man and Jonah Goldberg wants you to know that Jonah Goldberg is a very busy man who does not have time to explain things to you because Jonah Goldberg is a very busy man:

This has been discussed endlessly in the Corner and elsewhere. I’m on a deadline so I’m not going to wade too deeply into it.

It seems we have heard this before:

nominations, I’m just on a deadline. Will post a list later. . . .

Posted in The Corner on Monday Oct 19, 2009 at 1:31 PM

am still working on that deadline. . . .

Posted in The Corner on Thursday Jun 30, 2005 at 7:03 AM

because I have a morning deadline. I think K-Lo wants to . . .

Posted in The Corner on Wednesday Apr 5, 2006 at 8:07 AM

I’m crashing on a deadline this morning, but I thought . . .

Posted in The Corner on Monday May 9, 2005 at 9:19 AM

I’m crashing on a deadline, but I assume someone will . . .

Posted in The Corner on Monday Mar 26, 2007 at 3:52 PM

something. But, I’ve got a deadline so I’ll stay out of . . .

Posted in The Corner on Monday Dec 5, 2005 at 3:09 PM

I’m still working on a deadline…but Starpower Cable has chosen a very,very bad day to have it’s internet service breakdown again. Until two weeks ago I was very happy with them. If this doesn’t get fixed . . .

Posted in The Corner on Wednesday Jan 26, 2005 at 1:16 PM

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I have a very important deadline to meet. But I’ll be . . .

Posted in The Corner on Wednesday Apr 13, 2005 at 2:24 PM

while, but I have a deadline this morning on something else . . .

Posted in The Corner on Wednesday Jan 26, 2005 at 5:25 AM

war. I’m crashing on a deadline. But I’ll have comments later. . . .

Posted in The Corner on Thursday Apr 15, 2004 at 3:20 PM

up and running and the deadline is fast approaching. All the . . .

Posted in The Corner on Friday Dec 5, 2008 at 10:54 AM

yet because I’m on a deadline. Neil Rubin certainly seemed to . . .

Posted in The Corner on Tuesday Nov 4, 2003 at 3:07 PM

I’m on a deadline, or I’d dwell on this . . .

Posted in The Corner on Monday Dec 21, 2009 at 11:21 AM

Anyway, I’ve got a column deadline this morning but I should . . .

Posted in The Corner on Thursday Aug 7, 2008 at 10:50 AM

like I can blow-off my deadline for the LA Times. We’ll . . .

Posted in The Corner on Monday Mar 2, 2009 at 7:30 AM

myself on a crushing magazine deadline so I won’t be around . . .

Posted in The Corner on Monday Jun 15, 2009 at 12:08 PM

I’m crashing on a double-secret deadline, which is now only secret . . .

Posted in The Corner on Monday Apr 21, 2003 at 11:38 AM

I’m crashing on a deadline, but this MSNBC story (via . . .

Posted in The Corner on Thursday Jun 21, 2007 at 11:05 AM

debtor’s prison?” I’m on a deadline, so I can’t weigh in . . .

Posted in The Corner on Friday Nov 2, 2007 at 9:45 AM

reader adds: I’ve got a deadline and don’t have time to . . .

Posted in The Corner on Friday Dec 2, 2005 at 10:38 AM

Unfortunately, I’m crashing on a deadline. But I thought the following . . .

Posted in The Corner on Tuesday Feb 24, 2004 at 1:53 PM

this (I have a column deadline and I’m leaving to tape . . .

Posted in The Corner on Thursday Jun 5, 2008 at 1:02 PM

research. But I’m also a deadline columnist. Nexis searches turned up . . .

Posted in The Corner on Wednesday Oct 15, 2003 at 11:09 AM

can’t now because I’m on deadline. But listening to NPR this . . .

Posted in The Corner on Tuesday Sep 9, 2008 at 9:07 AM

I’m finished with my column deadline. . . .

Posted in The Corner on Monday Jul 7, 2008 at 11:56 AM

topic. But I’ve got a deadline to get to. . . .

Posted in The Corner on Wednesday May 17, 2006 at 5:22 PM

now. I’m on a pressing deadline and I need to catch . . .

Posted in The Corner on Thursday Sep 18, 2008 at 10:48 AM

I’m on deadline for my syndicated column which . . .

Posted in The Corner on Tuesday Sep 9, 2003 at 2:51 PM

location to finish book before deadline while Jessica looks for a . . .

Posted in The Corner on Friday Jul 23, 2004 at 10:11 AM

I was consumed with a deadline earlier in the week and . . .

Posted in The Corner on Thursday Jun 18, 2009 at 12:34 PM

I’m working on a soul-crushing deadline. But I’ll tackle this in . . .

Posted in The Corner on Wednesday Jun 29, 2005 at 11:03 PM

any such thing. I have deadline work. But one thing I’ll . . .

Posted in The Corner on Thursday Dec 8, 2005 at 10:59 AM

and I’m crashing on a deadline. And, yes, it was a . . .

Posted in The Corner on Wednesday Oct 3, 2007 at 3:17 PM

lack of clarity on the deadline pressures involved. That said, I . . .

Posted in The Corner on Monday May 9, 2005 at 1:43 PM

but I’ve got a column deadline. As for rapists and . . .

Posted in The Corner on Thursday Apr 2, 2009 at 11:33 AM

the office working on a deadline, but decided to take a . . .

Posted in The Corner on Saturday Jun 16, 2007 at 1:43 PM

day. But I’ve got a deadline. More later. Though the wait . . .

Posted in The Corner on Tuesday Aug 25, 2009 at 9:01 AM

and elsewhere. I’m on a deadline so I’m not going to . . .

Posted in The Corner on Monday Dec 7, 2009 at 3:11 PM

at least. I’m on a deadline for an NRODT article. Other . . .

Posted in The Corner on Monday Jul 21, 2003 at 10:12 AM

as I was on a deadline and had just made a . . .

Posted in The Corner on Sunday Jun 14, 2009 at 4:45 PM

for now. I have a deadline. Fortunately, this thread appears to . . .

Posted in The Corner on Thursday Oct 15, 2009 at 10:09 AM

I guess this beats the hell out of  “My dog ate my argument”…..