By now you have heard of the Greater DC Twitter Snowball Chuck-n-Duck and the be-Hummered (and not in a good way) policeman who wandered into the middle of it and threatened to go Amadou Diallo on the whole hipster lot of them for having unauthorized fun on a snow day. But nothing ever happens in [...]

With any luck at all this will horribly offend William Donohue who can suck it.

While you were sleeping America-haters totally beat the shit out of the America that slept peacefully beside you, disfiguring its face to the point where the  founders who created it wouldn’t be able to ID it  if, you know, any of them were still alive besides Robert Byrd: Landmark health care legislation backed by President [...]

Shorter Ross Douthat: I found that smurfs with guns movie to be a deeply religious experience Bonus Ross I think you can see why Chunky Reese Witherspoon was spilling her boobage over this hunka hunka burning love.

Barack Obama gets his Mission Accomplished banner day, hits the airwaves, and blows smoke up America’s enormous-because-it-won’t-get-off-the-couch ass: In his weekly address Saturday, Obama extolled the virtues of the bill for the various protections it would provide for Americans in their health insurance coverage. He also called for an up and down vote on the [...]

Christopher Monkton who is the 3rd Viscount Monckton of Brenchley, Fourth Flapdoodle of Hampton-on-the-Bumlick, fake climatologist, and Pajamas Media correspondent (which makes him a peer of Joseph Wurzelbacher 1st Plumber Wurzelbacher of Holland Ohio) did not like it when those damn dirty Danish apes put their paws on him at the climate conference:

I think this would fit in well with John Cole’s View From Your La-Z-Boy/Couch series. This is how we watch Sunday Chargers games. Generally with our eyes closed. Not asleep, just resting our eyes.

I have to believe that joblesssness is going to be a bigger issue for voters in the 2010 elections than health care: The young man in the green jacket stood out among the day laborers lined up along the driveway of a Home Depot store in Point Loma, and not only for his cardboard sign [...]

You’re probably wondering why there is a picture of Baby Beckham posted tonight. That is a hell of a good question. If there is one thing that I have learned in my many years of blogging, it is that you people are suckers for basset puppy pictures. Also lady boobies. But since I’m going to [...]

So I’m, like, sitting around reading about how the basically leaderless Democrats are flailing around like Jonah Goldberg on a NordicTrack  when I suddenly  remember that, hey!, it’s Wednesday night and I’m siupposed to be random shuffling. Sorry. Holiday related activities have disrupted my natural flow. Such as it is. Anyway… Race For The Prize [...]