Queen of Alaska has no time for your mindless “blow dry?” gotcha questions.

By: TBogg Wednesday December 16, 2009 7:32 am

It goes without saying that non-stop touring of America’s finest warehouse retail outlets can leave a person with limp lifeless hair as well as a not-so-fresh feeling that two bottles of hotel shampoo and the entire contents of the minibar cannot wash away. And so it was that  Facebook auteur and amateur climatologist Sarah Palin [...]

The Tree of Liberty needs to be probed from time to time with the Fist of Freedom

By: TBogg Tuesday December 15, 2009 9:38 pm

Gateway Pundit Jim Hoft really likes fisting. It is all he can talk about. All day long long it’s “fist fist fisting fist fisted fist fisting fisted fist. Also. Fist“. He also likes to talk about Kevin Jennings who is not that smarty-pants Mormon guy who won, like, a billion dollars on Jeopardy. No, Kevin [...]

The fire this time

By: TBogg Monday December 14, 2009 10:28 pm

Back when Barack Obama tapped Rahm Emanuel to be his Chief of Staff I was cautiously optimistic. Since Obama is a smooth-jazz doesn’t-want-to-get-his-hands-dirty kind of guy (Barack Obama is to “audacity” what Phil Collins is to “rock ‘n roll”) I figured that, should Obama be sincere about what he claimed he wanted to accomplish, Rahm [...]

This would never have happened if Harry Reid was still alive

By: TBogg Monday December 14, 2009 12:08 am

America’s sanctimonious shitsack Joe Lieberman is doing everything he can to make everyone hate him with the fiery intensity of a million suns: In a move that senior leadership aides say has left them stunned, Sen. Joe Lieberman (I-CT) has told Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV) that he will filibuster a tentative public option [...]

Liz Cheney invokes The Otter Defense

By: TBogg Sunday December 13, 2009 10:30 am

Daddy’s Little Deferment, Liz Cheney (the product of Dick Cheney suppressing his gag reflex and invading the marshy swamps of Lynne Cheney rather than fighting Communism in the marshy swamps of Viet Nam) was on one of those shows this morning that not many people watch BUT ARE VERY IMPORTANT NONETHELESS THANKYEWVERYMUCH! to do her [...]

Jesus to cancel Christmas if America makes Tim Tebow cry again

By: TBogg Saturday December 12, 2009 10:59 am

Fearing that Pat Forde has become too intimately involved with the Big Tebowski, ESPN lets Ivan Maisel make the plea for a Heisman for little Timmy: Why Tebow should win: If you like your history served sunny side up, there could be no worthier player to join Archie Griffin as a two-time Heisman winner. Tebow [...]

Safe. At home.

By: TBogg Friday December 11, 2009 7:32 pm

The L&T Casey is home for the holidays. Yay Blogging will be lighter than usual for the weekend. There will be occasional twitter twatting. You can print these, cut them out, and make an awesome, if brief, flip book.

The Douchebag with a Thousand Domain Names

By: TBogg Friday December 11, 2009 9:31 am

Because the offerings on the internets are fairly skimpy, Fearless ACORN Killer Andrew Breitbart of BigHollywood and Big Government semi-maybe-you’ve-heard-of-it-probably-not fame, is going to create more Big Websites (as was foretold by prophecy): ….here is Chuck with the World’s Worst Liza Minnelli impersonator and Andrew Breitbart of BigHollywood.com (conservatives complain about the culture), BigGovernment.com (conservatives [...]

Class War: The SALT Talks

By: TBogg Thursday December 10, 2009 8:49 pm

When we last left Respected Econoblogger Megan McArdle she was using her bully pulpit at The Atlantic to discuss credit default swaps hawk Presto Salad Shooters and the Xpress Redi Set Go and some other kitchen shit that you simply must have otherwise your life will be as barren and empty as the gift table at a libertarian wedding.

Thursday Night Basset Blogging

By: TBogg Thursday December 10, 2009 6:50 pm

Bassets at play (this is play for them, so shut up) and at rest…

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