STOP IT.
Just stop it. Naow.
Make it stop.

Show a nice picture of Beckham. Or Fenway or St. Satchmo, even better. QUICKLY>

Looks like Ann is afraid of a peek under the hood. Lord knows what’s been injected, inserted, or tucked up out of sight.

Good lord! Can you please counter with some day-late Tuesday night boobie-blogging (not Ann’s or Michelle’s, please!)?

Coulter talking with O’Reilly about this?

*shivvers*

I really *don’t* want to know where their conversation went once the cameras were off.

unless the bomb is inserted under the foreskin

Mmmmm. How does this apply to Muslim men, who are all circumcised?

I give it another three weeks before she rings the police to tell them she’s trapped inside a weather balloon.

Nice graphic, but Homer is loyal to Marge (didn’t you see the Michelle Pfeiffer as hot nuke plant worker episode?), so Ann will have to look elsewhere.

But you can sign me up for a case.

Thank TeebowJeebuzz this post was about Coulter because when I first spotted the Bacon Lube I just knew it was going to be about Doughy doughboy of the Loaded Pants.

This is the absolute last time I visit this site at dinnertime.

Unless the bomb is inserted under the foreskin, and by the way, I don’t see a clear angle on the anus. That’s a pretty easy hiding place for this.”

And then Coulter and O’Reilly shared a cigarette in their mutual afterglow…

Here’s a nice little quote from Coulter on her(?) favorite subject:

“I would pay quite a bit of money to hear someone describe anal sex — oh hell, make it any kind of sodomy — to a 5-year-old in a gentle, nonmystifying way.”

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/cols/coulter062206.php3

So much ridiculous hate…so few brain cells…

Together you might have the cognitive ability to read one of her 5 best-sellers…

I guess you aren’t well read enough to understand the context. That’s will happen when you hang out in a circle-jerk all day.

Read Gateway Pundit’s expose on Ken Jennings GLSEN conferences where they promote books about young boys learning about gay sex by hanging out in gay bars, or give out “fisting” kits,(a latex glove).

I don’t need that kind of disturbing imagery forever lodged in my mind

It will take weeks and weeks of Femjoy to erase this. Thanks a bunch.

Yeah, read Gateway Pundit’s expose. Then we can take bets on how long it will be until Hoft’s expose-ing himself to middle-school children & asking them if the naughty men told them about “fisting?”

Since when do Puritan Rightwing fuckwits give a damn about “context”…..is this a New Years resolution.?

The fascist drag queen is back? She must have learned how to suck two marbles through twenty five feet of garden hose.

so much rank hyperbole, so little time til I get moderated. ..throwing nuclear bombs tonite…get out of the way or get nuked…

I don’t get it.

She could see O’Really but still didn’t have a “clear angle on the anus”?

deflect…demean…degrade…dementia.

but then, liberalism is a mental disorder…clinically speaking.

Uhm… guys…? Anyone call for a troll? How much do I tip the delivery boy?

Whaddyamean “just slip a fiver under his foreskin”?

I was wondering how long it would take you mental midgets to bring up the T word…

I played nice all evening last night, only to come back and find all of my posts removed today.

So what’s the point in playing nice, your lurking mod will fuck me over anyway.

I guess the truth is something that they don’t appreciate around here.

You are so correct. Thank you for the constructive criticism. We will work on it, so come back in a year or five and check up on us. We won’t you down. Promise.

You got the name right at least.

Truth is an amazing thing. It scatters cock-roaches to the floorboards like turning on lights in a shit house.

I don’t know about y’all, but I really prefer three-over-easy and hashbrowns with my bacon flavored lube. Sorry, no trolls allowed at the breakfast table.

Ya know…back in 2001 , when our top military brass was trying to figure out how to take down the militant kooks in the MiddleEast and elsewhere, while at the the same time “winning the hearts and minds ” of the tens of millions of peaceful folks in those same places, Coulter was saying shit like this:

“We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity”

http://www.nationalreview.com/coulter/coulter.shtml

This lying sack of shit running her(?) mouth ( along with other Puritan Conservatives), made things much worse…and the blood flowed..

Anyone who would speak on her(?) behalf is a blood thirsty fuck.

Or truth at this shit-site…

That’s the problem with autistics, they can’t understand satirical content in speech.

Is that to say you have less than a passing acquaintance with that particular commodity?

Well…
Certainly the most interesting title ever…

I shit every day, apparently bigger than your brain…

Ann thinks everyone should face the same humiliating questions she does:

“Prove you’re not a mule.”
“Where have you tucked it?”
“What’s that odd lump?” (re: her throat)

But, seriously…

Hers (and Homeland Serurity’s) is the exact same sensible, logical, reasoned, humane and defensible approach to life as the War On Drugs…

on drugs.

Given your predilection for equating everything to feces,it sounds as if you may be in severe need of some counseling.

Oh, I am quite certain that the troll is intimately acquainted with shit, spending most of its time in shit houses wallowing in the filth with the folks over at Red State and Hot Air, or perhaps lusting in its tiny, shriveled heart for Pammycakes’ titties.

Ann! Welcome to the Bogg!
Folks, I put my faith in Ann Coulter, if my intent is to paint the town brown.

and Billo must be careful of a cavity search……loofahs,vibrators,and year old fallaful balls

When swimming with shitheads, it’s hard not to respond in kind.

Ok, that was DEFINITELY an image I did NOT need in my head!

lol

and the lord said….go forth and flush thyself!

Nonetheless, it was your choice to swim in this pool, not theirs. So, maybe you should try keeping a more open mind. You could end up having some of your preconceived notions upset, and maybe learn a thing or two…or not.

This is the type of witty banter usually found at T.P.org. or the K-ossack site.

Then again, T-Bogg is the head shit head around here.

Fusillanimous puckheads are really beginning to bore me.

Don’t get any mud on your turtles…

Ann Coultergeist & Bear-otic, eh? The only justice left is in the punch line: “Say, you’re not in this for the hunting, are you?”

Okay time to disinfect this place. I’m here with the chlorine, everyone out of the pool.

Can we please get better trolls? This one is about as interesting as a dim and petulant 14 year old. Booooring!

Believe me, there is nothing you can teach me…I’ve dealt with third graders with more to offer.

We aim to please…and there’s still plenty of time to make that happen, but don’t stop now while we’re still having fun at your expense.

fusillanimous??

Catch up Dr Dick, I said that 3 minutes ago.

Why in the world would Jews let Coulter speak on any issue? Why the platform?

oooo third graders, I am highly insulted

Hi there. How ya doin? I thought we dispatched your sorry ass earlier over at Emptywheel, but here you persist. Go figure. Now what is it exactly you think you are going to accomplish with all yer barking at the moon? You are just going to wear out your vocal chords and swell up your throat like a puffer frog ready to explode. What a mess.

Bet they burned out their spellchecker on that one.

I had a really shitty day today, but this post cheered me up. God how wonderful it is not to be Ann Coulter.

I’ve dealt with third graders with more to offer.

You’re blogging from prison?

Next, our buddy animadvert will be reciting a list of brothels and blogs it is no longer welcomed at.
My bets for the blogs:
Scat-Attack.ca
ShavedAsians.org
KnuckleSandwichQuarterly.net

Heady company. Anyone want some of this action?

bless his heart

The T word? Tremble?

geez the troll agency must have outsourced the trolling to the lowest bidder again.

i’m so disappointed — we used to get far better trolls than this.

While you are cleaning up after your splooge fest, maybe one of you grownups can respond to my post at 13 concerning context.

I won’t be holding my breath.

But that’s OK…I’m handling 2 other threads at a legitimate think site as well.

Now you hit the handicapped?

Personally, I think any attempt to teach you anything outside your very narrow world view would be an exercise in futility. You are obviously a deeply propagandized tool of the American system of education nowadays. I think you could learn a great deal from a third-grader.

It was trying to be cute. Spent all day with the thesaurus until it found the “pusillanimous” to combine with “fuckers”. Poor thing must be exhausted.

O’Reilly plays a sanctimonious perverted hypocrite on tv. He may be one also too in real time:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1013043mackris1.html

I think the other 2 deserve your full attention.

Really. This is strictly low end bargain basement at WalMart.

We will respond when you say something even marginally coherent and with a passing relationship to reality.

Thanks for the clean-up. It’s been infected in this lake.

Unless the bomb is inserted under the foreskin

Just how well endowed are the guys Satann hangs out with?

I know I am off-troll here, but I have not been able to access FDL through Firefox all day. Anyone else having the same?

Yes, he seems to think published for the “lunatic fringe” equates to God’s own truth

Bad place for a bomb and he won’t need the 72 virgins.

Share.

Well they obviously are not Muslims, since they have foreskins.

Nope.

Something about loofahs.

Just curious what is a ‘legitimate think site’

No. I have accessed the site several times today at different times using Firefox with no problems.

TBogg; Jeebus may forgive you, but you’re shit out of luck with me. :o)

Gaaaah…!

I’ll bet Ms. Coulter got all…congested…talking about that. :o)

And Peter @ 4 has it right about O’Reilly and Coulter. Was this foreplay for falafel love?

I’m not goin’ where I was thinkin’ of goin’ with that.

I think it means RedState or one of (not very)Brietbart’s sewers.

No problems here, b.

It is obvious why Coulter is against these body scans. Her penis would show and be sold by whoever was “lucky” enough to scan her.

Dang, well, I guess it is time to do something different, I have a Mac, so usually don’t have many issues WRT the computer. But I tried after re-booting and same problem.

How’s Kismet?

That was Ann’s main point. Muslems have foreskins.

I tried chlorine. It didn’t seem to work. Sometimes it takes superchlorination to deal with this type of scum. If that doesn’t work, we may have to drain the whole pool and start over. Sorry, I usually like to keep the water well balanced.

It scatters cock…shit.

Why so much hate and vulgarity? In the spirit of America’s bonding after 9/11, I was marching forth in solidarity with you to reclaim America’s greatness, yet you spend so much time and expend so much phosphorous on such meanness toward your fellow Patriots. I’m feeling really confused and let-down by you.

See, I’m half Muslim and half Jewish, and my oldest son is serving his 4th tour in Iraq, and my daughter is starting an abstinence-only chapter of the Promise Keepers at UC-Berkley, and my youngest boy just got a blogging gig at Red State, so I believe that we all, in the spirit of Rodney King, can indeed get along. Where I work at Monsanto, as the COOCO (Chief Organic Outreach Community Organizer), we’d call you and “off-shoot.” It’s not too late to redeem yourself.

Please, I beg you, stop treading on us.

If I follow his somewhat convoluted reasoning process correctly, it means any site that agrees with his type of “Coulteresque” viewpoint

Just for animadvert.

Yes. I used this last night, too.

Appreciate your heroic efforts. I’m sure there are chemicals that will kill the scum.

Don’t all males have foreskins? At least, at first?

Whenever FF gets wiggy on me I just go to Mozilla and reinstall it. Only takes a couple minutes and usually straightens itself out.

Start here for Kisment. Thanks for askin’.

That would be my guess too. Why it is consider legitimate I haven’t a clue.

yer still ona roll. *g*

Ann’s 5 “best selling books”??? – You do see the note next to her sales that refers to much of those those “sales” not being to individuals – that indicates they were bought by Murdoch and friends as “bundled sales” – and you do know they are then given away as promo’s for right wing sites – making the idea of an Ann book sale a bit of a lie (granted Wallmart gets copies for the dollar bin – and those are real sales). Ann has a quick response and knows how to talk over over others with her standard lines, but I doubt anyone looks to her for observations and wisdom. But the Murdoch formula on Fox News also works fore Ann – lie, lie, and lie again, and eventually some will believe you are saying the truth.

Stewart needs to hire you. Pronto.

Just like Orthodox Jews.

Ohhh, man, that’s bee.you.tah.ful.

Excellent, Senator.

Instant classic!

Yes. And lots of Americans born to hippie types also have foreskins. Know what I mean?

Coulter’s in cheerleaderville.

Why do doods whack off their foreskins? Oh wait, not late, late yet.
Maybe someone there/then will tell me.

Give me a c.
Give ma a u.

never mind.

With Jewish infants its religious ritual. Same with some Christians. I don’t know what the CW is today among the medical community but it used to be recommended for hygienic reasons. Some places in the world its at different ages. I don’t any who’ve chosen to have it done.

I think the doctor types are saying not to do it.

Most of don’t (or didn’t) really have a choice in the matter.

It is also a required rite for Muslims, who also follow the Abrahamic rites.

Not any more. It has been shown to lower your chances of AIDS infection.

ADDED: Here is a link to that
http://www.webmd.com/hiv-aids/news/20070329/circumcision-new-weapon-against-aids

Could you please not make efforts to dehumanize Ann Coulter, or compare her to a disease? Thanks much.

So Buddhists and Hindus have their entire dicks?
So, let’s see. Who causes the world’s most violent problems? The doods who have the front end of their dicks whacked off.

Am I on to something or what?

No. It’s an infection that needs treatment.

@#12
“Together you might have the cognitive ability to read one of her 5 best-sellers…”
animadvert January 6th, 2010 at 6:09 pm

So I’m guessing your one of the suckers that bought Carrie Prejean’s new book.

I’ve heard that as well over the last few years. Too late.

Well, I haven’t heard anything about Australian Aborigines causing any trouble, nor any Xhosa (Nelson Mandela even got a Nobel Peace Prize).

I’ve been having the same trouble in IE, though the site pulls up fine in Google Chrome. So far, anyway (knock on wood).

Yeah, almost 58 years too late in my case. The medical consensus is changing, however. See mine at 107.

I actually saw that sucker on the shelf at Barnes and Noble today. And Palin’s. And Beck’s. Cheapened the whole damn section. What’s with the dictator look with Beck? Sheesh.

It is really sad when that happens to the remainder bin.

Isn’t that the groundhog from PA?

[...] I don’t see a clear angle on the anus.

One suspects this isn’t the first time Ann has uttered those words. But enough about how she got her publishing contract with Regnery…

You hit 370 or more last night, I don’t really recall one troll . . . sadly, yer not meeting yer quota . . . and that puts added pressure on the day time posters . . . ;-)

Which results in watered down trollin in this time slot, as we can all see . . . sigh.

Wet and cold in yer hood?

In the annals (tee-hee, he said…) of waggish political commentary, the opening paragraph will long sit as top entry in the hall of fame.

Don’t ever write a book of like prose, for I love my life too well….

New word. He’s so smart – making up his own vocabulary.

They would have to call in a proctologist to help the terrorists !

Golly little feller, where’d you go? Past beddy-bye time? Mommy tell you to get out of the basement, wash the cheetoes off your mighty keyboarding warrior fingers (and your peeper) and hit the sack?

@109..
“So, let’s see. Who causes the world’s most violent problems? The doods who have the front end of their dicks whacked off.

Am I on to something or what?”

Additional evidence …John Lennon was “intact” among others…

http://www.circumstitions.com/Famous5.html

Ann Coulter was a beautiful drag queen willing to share her secrets with a few, special friends.
Now she’s an old drag queen with fear of scanners and no real income.
I say this as a straight woman who worked with beautiful drag queens back in the hey days living near Castro Street in San Francisco, working as a cocktail waitress in the Tenderloin. They saved my ass more than once!!!
Honesty, Ann. Truth will set you free. And rake it Millions on YOUR book tour,honey.

Generally speaking, it’s not the doods themselves that do the whacking off of their foreskins….

On another note; Tbogg, you’re getting front posts.
What up?

Truth in advertising….

One time *I* saw a clear angle on the anus. It looked just like Bill O’Reilly fellating Ann Coulter, only there was a lot less fecal matter clinging to the… oh, never mind. Sorry.

bile-filled exoskeletal “human”

that is the most perfect description of Ann Coulter i have encountered.

lol. “bill, i can see uranus”.

I just got back from an Irish funeral in Chicago. A relative of my spouse died. Now, I “married Irish” and those who are not who have probably have tales to tell as the culture and subcultures are marvelous to explore. Before I committed to this endeavor, an Uncle of mine WARNED me, the Irish are Clannish!” Well, most of the family on that side are FROM IRELAND or FIRST GENERATION AMERICAN. As, no doubt, some folks are familiar with an Irish Wake, there are many folks who play the circuit – show up for EVERY wedding, wake ,and funeral. The older you get the better your calender fills on it’s own. It’s odd to see people on a regular basis for more than 25 years.

I still have the pleasure of meeting relatives of my spouse for the first time at the same time as my spouse whip is meeting them at the first time at these events. With backdrop in place. I meet first cousin number 48. I had little of value to offer in conversation starter beyond the traditional “wake speech”. I have a unique propensity for athletes foot of the mouth and I have been trying to avoid alcohol induced fungal infections. All I could come up with was the Detroit crotch fire. He flew over just for the funeral and apparently Dublin airport was in full on happy endings. Everyone received a Willy handshake. Due to delays, they outsource to former priests in the city. Now, I get home to hear the Czhecks sent a test unit explosive on a flight to Ireland that was missed.

Raise your glass, cousin 48 gets the Ann Coulter treatment.

I read the post and laughed, and was duly amazed at the sub-human dialogue between Anne and Bill. Really, from where do those creatures crawl out?
Then I came to the comments to bathe in the warm afterglow of admiration for the Grade A1+ snark and I find a ghoulish troll spewing his bile. I’ve never had a better example of how the GOP supplicants follow their masters example of shitting on the floor to disgust everybody and make the whole place seem foul.They do it here, they did it a the Town Hall meetings to discuss health care and they do it in Congress with perverted little miscreants like Joe Wilson.
Thanks T, for holding a mirror up to their twisted faces.

Ann is one of the few credible experts I listen to when Hidden Objects In Penises And Anuses is the topic.

But I do get a little tired of her constantly drawing attention to her still having her foreskin . . .

How soon we forget:

Wasn’t there an essay a few years ago related to Ann Coulter and anal play?

It was evil, hilarious, and definitely NSFW. I would give a link, but I’m not sure I want to be associated with it.

A post involving Ann Coulter (who is coming closer and closer to resembling a blonde Alice Cooper by the year) and bacon-flavored lube (which should eventually fuel a Darwin Award winner if someone takes it on a trip to the Smoky Mountains, where bears are numerous and not afraid of people), and so much of the thread is dedicated toward a rather unoriginal troll? For shame, people.

Hey, TBogg, if you and your pals weren’t taking it in the B__TT, your fans would respect your opinions a bit more. We’ll be looking for you and Perez Hilton on Melrose Ave. You two would make a nice couple!

You are profiling…Not all Muslim men are terrori… (oops can’t cay that)… but you know what I meant.

Anne, I love when you talk dirty but please not about an uncircumcised Muslim and his anus. It does nothing for me.

You self-censored yourself on “butt”? Really? Seriously?