Just, wow. It goes on and on, as if the “cartoonist” realized it wasn’t funny and he just.needed.one.more.frame to tickle the rib cage. I think the last line “Was I telling a joke?” was printed in error and may simply have been the writer’s inner monologue while attempting to regain his train of thought.

This site may put new meaning into epic winger intertube fail.

Hey, at least it’s timely. That meeting occurred only about a billion news cycles ago.

It took a while to get the right sequence of synapses firing to even remember what that was originally all about. But I guess for right-wing pundits, anything that ever happens that creates even the slightest hint of the appearance of embarrassment to a Democratic politician must be cherished, savored, and re-hashed throughout eternity.

To repeat. Wingnuts can only be funny when they don’t intend to be.

I … uh … it’s just that … um … damn. That was the most unfunny thing I’ve ever come across anywhere. Ever. At any time. It’s so bad it makes Ishtar look like Blazing Saddles by comparison.

And I’ll bet someone $100 Chris Muir was the one who did it.

On the bright side, the site guarantees tbogg (and Sadly, No! and Instaputz) will have enough work for the foreseeable future, and puts all the crazy and stupid in one place, rather than across multiple sites.

So they have that going for ‘em …

Who knew “Red Eye” had its own website?

This is political satire at its finest. Take that, Jon Stewart!

What annoys me most is that StrawBiden is right, dago and wop aren’t slurs against the same race. Spanish and Italian, just like he said. Am I a terrible person?

Did someone need evidence that Tucker Carlson is an epic failure of DNA recombination?

What would be really cutting edge is if they had a whole piece saying that getting a speeding ticket is like rape.

Oh wait …

So what’s next, a great photo balloon fest about McGovern winning only Mass. and D.C. in 1972?

Or In A Gadda Da Vida actually meaning, “In the Garden of Eden” ?

Or Billy Carter?

The well is deep and full of teh yux.

This is why ‘zines were made at the little coffee-stained photocopier at the 7-11, next to the cooler of Mr. Pibb.

There are three steps to achieving conservative humor

1. Do something that will piss off liberals.
2. Watch them get pissed off.
3. Laugh.

It would appear that the photo phunnie has failed on its own terms.

If anyone hasn’t read it yet, check out James Wolcott’s take-down at Vanity Fair. It’s funny as shit. Funnier than, well…you know, Tucker’s crap.

So a bowtied bigot, a suck up gasbag, and a guy who plays American Pie with a hot Swanson individual chicken pot pie walk into a bar.
Two problems they are all the same guy and second problem any bar I have been to they(he) would have his (their) clock cleaned before the door swung shut.

Humor requires empathy, the ability to see things in new ways, and some intelligence. That’s why, when it comes to humor, wingers have struck out before they ever get to the plate.

So I stitched all the pics together in an animated gif so it would play out like, oh, I don’t know, a scene from the Simpsons (only funnier). But when I played the animation…DOH!…they are all the same image. It’s like all those dialog balloons represent some kind of chronosynclastic infundibulum where all those thoughts and statements exist in the same space at the same time. Deep, man, deep…these guys are deep.

Photoballoon this, Tucka …

Yr. frnd. Ltsa hgz.

Lee Atwater

oops … here …

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2008/09/26/movies/26atwater.xlarge1.jpg

Or here.

Oh dear dog! This is turning out to be even more lame and pathetic than I anticipated. That whole bit is almost enough to make Chris Muir look edgy and funny.

Anybody want to take the odds on whether this money loser lasts until election day?

What was this?

Q: What’s the difference between Sarah Palin’s mouth and her vagina?

A: Only one retarded thing has come out of her vagina.

Please leave and don’t come back.

At least the Photo Funnies in National Lampoon had some boobies.

And sometimes they had some jokes, though I can’t recall any.

Still, if they want to look for a bright side, I think they’ve made something here that is beyond our power to mock it.

This is a Treacher creation, FYI. It’s one of his shtiks.

No, you’re not a terrible person at all; racial slur etymology is fascinating. In fact, you sent me on a hunt.

Oh, they got S.E.E. Cup over there? It’s Repub Glee Club!

They messed up on the name though if she’s there. Shoulda been “Nip and Tucker.”

Mmmmm. Swanson pot pies.
Douchebags with bow ties.
Eat me.

Holy crap. THAT’S what Tucker Carlson chose to lead off the opening week of his new web site? I know I shouldn’t be surprised, but somehow I am.

Why is Tucker Carlson posting jokes he tells in bubbles over the heads of other people?

I take it Tucker (who names their kid that?) has a thick skin, so I’ll take this opportunity to say every time I glimpse him, I am reminded of this guy.

Bruce Tinsley walks into a bar.

He walks out seven hours later–did I say walks? I meant staggers–hangs onto a utility pole while he vomits, and mutters, “Fuck this cartooning shit, what the world needs is more goddamn fumetti.”

Huh. Guess my education in Italian-American slurs is out of date, then.

Words change their meaning by usage, including slang insults, but I can tell you my Italian-American friends would take either one quite personally.

Now you guys have done it! There’s an HTTP 500 Internal Server Error (whatever that efin means) when you click the link or even try the beer garden at their unholy site.

I’m telling! You are in sooo much frikin trouble.