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The RNC’s gift to the Gods of Laughter and Mirth is not aware of this John Ensign man who sticks his penis where it ought not to go and when it is pointed out to Michael Steele that this Ensign feller is a Republican who is going down in the polls just like he went down on his best friends wife, Steele is all “Really?” because all of these white Republicans look alike to Michael Steele so it is very hard to keep track of them. Also Steele points out that the sacred covenant of fidelity was already broken before he took the RNC job and so now it is up to the people of Nevada to pick a new less slutty Republican and Michael Steele will get behind that candidate and do it doggy-style which is something Mrs Ensign wouldn’t do which is how John Ensign got into this mess in the first place.
The end.
Except for the inevitable embarrassing video:
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Shouldn’t it be called Face to Palm?
Point forward, you can just say “except for this video”. The “embarrassing” is implied
…or at leas it would be if the Republicans were capable of embarrassment.
Ensign should lose his job because he’s done some very bad things.
Other Republicans should also be ignored.
Get back to square one, improve their selection process, elect honest decent squeaky-clean political candidates.
Get back to square one, improve their selection process, elect honest decent squeaky-clean political candidates.
“Honest,” “decent,” “squeaky-clean,” those three adjectives, particularly the second one, would eliminate 98% of the politicians in both parties.
Wow, so Michael Steele has no ethical position, and as far as he’s concerned if Nevada voters re-elect a douchebag, he’s fine with that because he’s worked with the douchebag and likes him.
How are these guys representin’ morality again?
Shorter Steele:
If Ted Kennedy were still alive and running, we’d be pounding Chappaquidik. But Nelson? Well, that’s just water under the dam, ya know?”
“Water goes over a dam, you poncy schoolboy!”
Realizing that the ice beneath him was becoming more thin by the second, Steele hit on the brilliant strategy of demonstrating that he was indeed stupid enough to head up the “Draft Sarah!” movement…
Back in the day, during my semi-idyllic childhood in small-town Wisconsin, I’d go fishing (when I wasn’t stealing looks at Playboys, that is), and when I baited my hook with a nice, fat nightcrawler, I can’t say that I enjoyed the sight of the worm squirming in pain and protest.
So why am I enjoying this so much? Maybe I’ve gotten evil in my later years, and can finally acknowledge that I liked being the bad guy when we played Starfleet vs. Klingons, and that Darth Vader was not only the most impressive character in Star Wars by far, but was downright sexy. Mua ha ha ha!
Not to mention the fact that the worm wasn’t a scumbag (I believe that with every fiber of my being), and wasn’t a paid lying shill for other scumbags. If it comes down to a comparison, with regard to innate nobility and the possession of admirable qualities, between Michael Steele and a nice, fat nightcrawler, is there any doubt which (non-human) would win?