You can look it up...If Martha Coakley loses this week it will be because  Barack Obama has failed America  and turned us into a socialist wasteland  worse than North Korea which has given rise to a tide of populist anger which has been harnessed by a resurgent Republican party who then will win the war on terrorism, revive the economy that Obama has single-handedly destroyed, and bring back commonsense conservative principles that made this country great, won all of our wars, and freed the black man… although conservatives are still kind of split over that last one.

If Martha Coakley wins it will be  because of ACORN.

There. Now you can just jump ahead to Wednesday and watch Cougar Town.

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