
Andrew Breitbart runs away from Jimmy O’Keefe, Cub Reporter:
James O’Keefe, hailed as a hero by the right for secretly videotaping ACORN workers, is among four men arrested by the FBI for a plot to tap the phones of Louisiana Senator Mary Landrieu.
Quoth the Breitbart
“We have no knowledge about or connection to any alleged acts and events involving James O’Keefe at Senator Mary Landrieu’s office. We only just learned about the alleged incident this afternoon. We have no information other than what has been reported publicly by the press. Accordingly, we simply are not in a position to make any further comment.”
BogGov’s Publius adds:
In the past, Breitbart has said O’Keefe—now a paid contributor to biggovernment.com—is an independent contractor not an employee.
I’m not sure how this fits in with Breitbart’s Big master plan:
So while Big Journalism is the next “big” thing, it’s only one part of what Breitbart hopes will become a much larger empire. He plans, in the not-too-distant future, to unveil new sites as part of his “Big” network, including Big Education, Big Tolerance, Big Jerusalem, and Big Peace, among others.
Too bad Andrew didn’t register the domain name: Big Busted.
It’s probably taken.
Not that I would know or anything….



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Yeah, Big Busted is taken but that doesn’t mean we can’t have some fun with it.
Too bad Andrew didn’t register the domain name: Big Busted.
And al the other applicable names would just end up as not-safe-for-work.
Note that the Freepers are already calling for the formation of a “Free the Landrieu Four!” movement, because this is OBVIOUSLY some sort of frame-up. I guess the Obama-Svengali rays emanating from Washington forced those kids to dress up as telephone workers and try to fake their way into the offices of a United States Senator.
With all due respect, Hon. Mayor of Snarkville, there is an item at EW’s that has several of us hoping you might opine about the fact that one of the Teabuggers of Landrieu’s office found that the Vagina Monologies made HIS PENIS VERY ANGRY!!!! [caps and explanation points in the original; cross my heart and hope to die... of laughter].
If the Fine Mayor has any time left this evening, or in coming evenings, to opine on the Teabugger Mr Bai, lately noted on an FBI affidavit, several of us would be most delighted to read your thoughts.
Respectfully Yours, etc, etc
rOTL
Okay, dumbest comment ever at TBogg’s, but your fans await your thoughts on Mr. Bai, associate of Mr. O’Keefe.
…oh, this is going to be good….
Too bad Angola is a state prison. I hope they enjoy their stay in the Pensacola “Club Fed”; may it be a long one.
Oh and: 4 fewer Republican voters after they are convicted. Which may not matter for shit in the USSC’s new era of “One Dollar, One Vote”.
There’s but one thing to do to get the truth out of this nest of terrorists: rendition to some remote site where they sympathize with Americans’ new disdain for “Miranda” coddling; and implementation of “enhanced interrogation techniques” which Professor Yoo would find compelling and entertaining.
Veritas! The truth shall set me free!
Tee hee. They’re so busted.
from big journamalism to the big easy to the big house. almost writes itself
Given O’Keefe’s idiotic pimp act, am I okay if I say this scandal should be called Wiggergate?
The Gods Who Deliver RW Buffoonish Behavior are always with us.
And then we get to come here and enjoy it even more.
Prediction: The boys will claim wiretapping charges are over the top, vindictive prosecution for a harmless prank. They’ll say accusations they were trying to bug Landrieu’s office are entirely fabricated–and they were only trying to Rick roll her.
“Big Busted” might be taken, but bigfuckingdeal.com is not.
You’re welcome.
You are more than OK, in my book.
Sounds like Watergate remade with the Three Stooges. Now there’s a conservative film project Breitbart could get behind!
It’s hard out there for a dumbshit.
From a post at RedState:
This just seems pretty fishy to me. Would the guy be that dumb after breaking such a big story on ACORN not knowing that he’d be on the radar of many left wing groups?
The left wing groups in this case being the U.S. marshals and the FBI.
I wonder if Dimbart, etc. will defend this as well. (I still go out of my way to avoid Chiquita products.)
At a time of war, bugging a government official’s phones? Why haven’t O’Keefe and his cohorts and everyone within three degrees of separation been
waterboardedsubjected to enhanced interrogation yet?Obama really doesn’t understand the implications of this, being a weak-kneed Constitution Suicide Pact kind of guy.
Louisiana has obviously made a huge mistake in mirandizing O’Keefe and treating this as a law enforcement issue.
Wait, Breitbart is not in a position to make uninformed comment? I thought that was the entire purpose of the Big Empire. I confused.
Except all four would have to be played by Curly Joe, the stooge no one thought was funny.
I would really prefer it if the Three Stooges could be left out of this. The Stooges had dignity. These conservapunks have none.
MLandJ, upon further reflection, you are right–the Stooges were too classy for a farce like this. Perhaps better casting would be some of the lesser comedy teams of cinematic history, like the Ritz Brothers or Wheeler and Woolsey.
The FBI affadavit is a hoot as well. Those clowns are more like Ted Healy.
Oh, and too bad this wasn’t in California – Orly Taitz could represent them.
Really? I thought Orly was allowed to practice law anywhere she feels like. I’m sure that’s what she would tell you, anyway.
If not, maybe she could work on their teeth.
Would the guy be that dumb…?
Yes. Yes, he would.
This has been another in a series of simple answers to….
Andrew Big Douchebag Breitbart has been unavailable for comment.
-G
From the FBI affidavit:
So, this was not the Three Stooges. It was the Village People.
Well, that didn’t take long, did it? It’s as if they left the bus engine running…