Pffft … shouldn’t that have read Savor the flavor of our Savior! New COLLISION Flavor from Doritos — Lions meet Christians!

They should have a variety for Catholics:

Communion Doritos, low in transubstantiated fats.

Good one, ItchyBrother. King Leonardo would approve.

I prefer the new ‘Dorito Alito’. They are expensive – $500,000 a bag – but inside every one is your own congressman.

Judging by the reports coming out about Jeebus’ Most Flavoricious QB® and his poor practices at the Senior Bowl this week, he’s gonna need a LOT of that wingnut welfare to keep living the life a Florida “student-athlete” has become accustomed to.

I’m not that familiar with the rules of football. Does the losing team’s god get sacrificed to the winning team’s god?

Wouldn’t that slogan be for Jeebus cracker-flavored ones instead?

My kids prefer Jeezits™.

The Koreans beat you to it years ago — try the delicious snacktime treat TWO COPS with special added ingredient: GOD!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/kipw/481770266/sizes/l/in/set-72157594525448052/

(And God’s boy band, of course.)

If there weren’t any bones in it, we couldn’t call it Crunchy Fetus, now could we?