Now that he is an Oh-fficial United States Senator, Scott Brown has decided to reinvent himself. Out with Naked Small-Penis Man, in with Truck Drivin’ Man. From his acceptance speech: I go to Washington as the representative of no faction or interest, answering only to my conscience and to the people. I’ve got a lot [...]

Joe Lieberman, who is America’s Most Important Senator, thinks there is a lesson to be learned because  that awful-at-campaigning Massachusetts lady is (possibly/for sure)  losing out to a man who is continually naked beneath his clothes  which, we hear tell, gives Sally Quinn ladywood: Eager to prove that the Democratic Party left him and not [...]

RIP Kate McGarrigle One of my favorite all-time albums is Dancer with Bruised Knees

Via those inglorious basterds at Sadly, No! we see that the Artist Formerly Known As The Virgin Ben creates his Own Private Cahiers du cinéma which is just dazzling in it’s own stew of contrarian know-nothing dumbfuckery. Want a taste? Here is the Virgin Ben on one of the reasons why Alfred Hitchcock is the Most [...]

Conservative heartthrob and future King of Massachusetts Scott Brown is going to get, like, 109% of the vote tomorrow and conservatives are going all-boner, all-Brown, all of the time over the man who is Viagra for the flaccid hyper-atrophied Republican soul. In fact, 24 hours before Jesus anoints Brown as His right-hand man on Earth tasked with leading the fight against health care for the poor, conservatives are already making plans to award Brown with their highest honor, and it’s not the one where he gets to keep that jar with Ronald Reagan’s head in it for a couple of weeks like it’s the Stanley Cup. No. According to Jim Hoft’s American Jesusfisters Brown is ready to be called up to The Show:

If Martha Coakley loses this week it will be because  Barack Obama has failed America  and turned us into a socialist wasteland  worse than North Korea which has given rise to a tide of populist anger which has been harnessed by a resurgent Republican party who then will win the war on terrorism, revive the [...]

Pantload: Here is what Bill Clinton said that made Jonah think about, well, actually the kind of thing he thinks about all of the time anyway: Bill Clinton, the United Nations Special Envoy to Haiti this morning on Meet the Press: FMR. PRES. CLINTON: Well, I think that when something like this happens inside the [...]

Rick Moran gets all huffy: The justification for this outrageously exaggerated, and deliberately falsified charge is that Brown voted for a provision that would allow hospital workers not to inform rape victims of the availability of the “Morning After” pill if their religious convictions prevented them from doing so. Not exactly – or even remotely [...]

Those are the percentage points that Martha Coakley will either win or lose by to that naked guy now that everyone in Massachusetts (did I spell that right?) has had a good polling polled . Who is going to win? Who knows. But I take some consolation in the fact that during the primary Coakley [...]

I was going to write about McMegan’s latest last night but it got to be too late and I NEED MY SLEEP, YOU GUYS. But now Susan has neatly disposed of it and, yeah, what she said. But I did want to call out my favorite passage because it lays bare to the world the [...]