In the wake of the tragedy in Haiti here comes the real news, writ large on the MSNBC homepage This is like the old joke about “airliner crashes in India …but no Americans were on board, so who gives a shit.” Not to diminish Christa Brelsford’s injury, but I assume that the Today show was [...]

Brave New Films has come out with a video of sleaze monster Harold Ford’s biggest Bullshit Moments…

Okay.  No video of dogs this week because you know who had film of his dogs? Hitler. That and I haven’t had time. On the other hand Beckham has recently decided that he REALLY likes going outside to poop and pee at 4AM-ish.  I try to take him out before going to bed but he [...]

The RNC’s gift to the Gods of Laughter and Mirth is not aware of this John Ensign man who sticks his penis where it ought not to go and when it is pointed out to Michael Steele that this Ensign feller is a Republican who is going down in the polls just like he went down on his best friends wife, Steele is all “Really?” because all of these white Republicans look alike to Michael Steele so it is very hard to keep track of them. Also Steele points out that the sacred covenant of fidelity was already broken before he took the RNC job and so now it is up to the people of Nevada to pick a new less slutty Republican and Michael Steele will get behind that candidate and do it doggy-style which is something Mrs Ensign wouldn’t do which is how John Ensign got into this mess in the first place.

Turning to Sean Hannity’s Cavalcade O’ Special Needs Pundits, watch as Sean, some generic conservative douchebag, and no-longer-stupid-because-she’s-a- brunette-so-HAH! Jeri Mrs Fred Thompson get all up in Black Mexican Juan Williams grill about how Sarah Palin could totally kick Barack Obama’s light-complected ass at seriousing, governance, Wall Streeting, and articulating shit:

Super political genius Curt Schilling, who is like Dan Gerstein only he doesn’t throw like a girl, wants you to know that Communist Martha Coakley is a terrible campaigner who probably loves Bucky Fucking Dent more than Jesus or America:

Boobies! Go on. Click it. You know you want to. Perv.

Possibly the stupidest story since sportswriters spent days popping Pat Forde-esque Tebowners over how amazingly awesome it would be if LeBron James played in the NFL, has to be the dumber than dirt notion that Lil Luke is ready to host a Sunday Gasbag show:

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I think it is becoming fairly apparent that the interview process for landing a job at Tucker Carlson’s Daily Caller consisted of the ability to achieve a reasonable facsimile of an erection at the sound of Ronald Reagan’s name and, possibly, owning your own laptop. So I was very pleased to see that Carlson used, like, $2 million of that start-up money to snag Award Winning mini-journalist Mathew Vadum.