Weekly Standard Editor in Charge of Stalking Female Candidates Who Are Not Sarah Palin Because That Is Matthew Continetti’s Job, So Back Off Sparky John McCormack is just one of those guys who can’t take “no” for an answer and this gets him into all kinds of wacky and crazy situations where McCormack is eventually hauled off to jail while wearing a torn wife-beater and crying “I love you baby. I’ll be good to you. I swear…”.

National sleaze repository Harold Ford really needs that civil service job: Zeroing in on a perception that Ms. Gillibrand too readily defers to Senate leaders, especially Senator Charles E. Schumer, he added: “We have a fundamental difference on independence. We have a difference on the level, the kind and the stature of advocacy New Yorkers [...]

Oh, sweet Jeebus. The internet is now officially embarrassed and wishes to apologize.

Ladies & germs, the comedy stylings of Matt Labash, direct from Tucker’s Boom Boom Room: What do fly fishing and dating have in common? –Moira I fly fish a lot more than I date these days, on account of my wife. Still, dating and fly fishing are practically one and the same. Both involve the [...]

Oh sure, the Tea Parties were all fun and games; getting all shouty about socialism and Kenya, Gadsen flags, NaziObama posters, and the smell of patriotism, righteous rage and Ben-Gay. But the after party has been nothing but following the money and slap-fighting and the last thing you want is your best girl falling in with the wrong crowd.

Erick Erick Son O’ Erick is very worried about Sarah Palin:

I have been advised by a, shall we say a mutual acquaintance  of the  Carlson family, that  Patricia Swanson is actually Tucker Carlson and brother Buckley Carlson’s  step-mother and therefore any claim to the pot-pie fortune is probably subject to probate. My understanding is that Mrs. Swanson Carlson is an absolutely lovely lady while Tucker’s [...]

Shorter Ross Douthat: Brit Hume’s comments about that whore Tiger Woods provides us with a wonderful opportunity to discuss just exactly whose god has the biggest dick.

Having exhausted all of the possibilities of television (due to excessive cancellations), Tucker Carlson has discovered that cool beans internet thingy that all of the kids are getting on their iComputers and stuff and so he’s gonna bloggy facetwitter the hell out of it:

I think we must bestow the Croix de Olive Garden on Allahpundit for this restaurant fail: Probably the most amazing corporate ad I’ve ever seen. There’s no ducking the rough stuff: All the familiar criticisms, including and especially the “cardboard” complaint, are duly confronted. I hadn’t heard about it until Jonah Goldberg wrote about it [...]

Harold Ford wants the people of New York to know  that he’s just like Sarah Palin: a commonsense lone wolf who will not toe the party line. Also, a grifter. A spokesman for Mr. Ford issued a pungent statement defending his interest in the Senate race and rebutting criticisms of his record. “It’s good to [...]