Shorter Ross Douthat: A bland balding socially-conservative wonk for President? That’s hawt.

Wembley is turning out to be a challenge to photograph because his face is so dark you rarely see his eyes. With the black spots it’s like taking a photo of Rorschach. Anyway, we went for a walk by the pier a couple of days ago, and around the bay this afternoon and he is [...]

Briefly up on Sidney Crosby’s Wikipedia entry (click and then click again to enlarge):

In what appears to be an extra credit report which was assigned by Andy Rosenthal to justify what is shaping up to be a poor (some might say ‘horrific’)  hiring decision, Ross Douthat was forced to watch the WHOLE ENTIRE HEALTH CARE DEBATE on Thursday which is normally the day that Ross spends working on [...]

Reporting in from Hawaii, the L&T Casey called me at 2AM this morning to report that they were on tsunami watch. I spoke to her again this morning (at a DECENT HOUR) and she said that they were being evacuated to higher ground, most likely to her campus which sits on the hill overlooking Waikiki [...]

Sad state of affairs for conservatives when the next generation is represented by Little Lord Punch Me In The  Face (aka Jonathan Jazzhands) It appears that Jonathan has expanded upon the earlier self-published DEFINE CONSERVATISM FOR PAST, PRESENT, AND FUTURE GENERATIONS into the current Defining Conservatism: The Principles That Will Bring Our Country Back (now [...]

The state of Georgia no longer wishes to come in second (and a sloppy one at that) to South Carolina when it comes to being known as the South’s Sluttiest Sexytime State so, by cracky, the voters down there are doing something about it.  Last December “family-values” Republican Glenn Richardson was forced to step down [...]

Sorry. No video tonight. What I have needs the serious kind of editing that only Verna Fields could provide and she’s not available. But we do have old-timey “photographs” taken with a “picture box”, so just keep your whining to yourself, okay? Fenway is doing very well but he is still on medication until Wednesday [...]

Intrepid investigative hate gorgon Michelle Malkin would like to know who those nine terrorist-loving whorelawyers in the Justice Department are so that she can go peek through their windows and watch as their children eat ARUGULA while sitting at GRANITE COUNTERTOPS paid for with AMERICAN BLOOD and petrodollars.

Over at one of Andrew Breitbart’s hypertensive shrieky Big sites, ridiculous man-thing Frank Gaffney alerts us to irrefutable evidence that Muslim President Barack Muslim Obamuslim is sending secret colorful messages to his Islamopuppetmasters that he will soon destroy America with low-orbit Demon Laser-eyed SpaceSheep.

Oh shut up, it’s true: