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Why it was just a week ago that Erick Sonofericksonson officially designated Adam Andrzeyechart of Illinois to be a “numinous Rubio” which apparently means something to those who understand the weird guttural chirps wingnuts use to communicate.
Sunday Fisty Jim Hoft pointed out that Adam Andrzejwhatever was surging like a surgey surge thing that surges:
While campaigning in O’Fallon the Andrzejewski team announced that Adam had just received the endorsement of the largest Chicago Polish paper today. And…. It was announced that Adam had surged to within two points in an internal poll conducted by a conservative organization in Washington DC. Andrzejewski was 8 points down earlier in the week in the Illinois race.
It may have been the endorsement by Lech Walesa that helped Andrzejewski surge in the latest polling. And this is despite the fact that the mainstream Chicago news mostly ignored Walesa’s historic endorsement.
Wow. Could it get any better than Lech Walesa? Hell yeah, it can, But instead Adam Androidsyouarelookingfor had to settle for the endorsement of a a couple of drug addicts :
Wow! Rush Limbaugh just endorsed conservative and tea party candidate Adam Andrzejewski today on his radio show.
Rush Limbaugh just called Republican gubernatorial candidate Adam Andrzejewski the “Scott Brown of Illinois.” Adam experienced a surge in the polls this past weekend and is quickly gaining momentum in the final sprint of the campaign for the Illinois primaries.
Andrzejewski responded to the endorsement this afternoon:
“Holy mackerel!” Adam Andrzejewski said when I called him just now after learning that he’d been endorsed by Rush Limbaugh this afternoon on the nation’s No. 1 radio program.
“We’re gonna win this race . . . That’s got to be the closer,” said Andrzejewski, whose GOP gubernatorial campaign was also reportedly endorsed today by Glenn Beck on the eve of tomorrow’s primary.
Yes, that’s just gots be the closer. Start printing up business cards for Adam Androstenedione…
Oh. Wait…
The takeaway: Less numinous, more nakey.
On the other hand, Adam Andrethegiant can totally taunt Last Place Bob Schillerstrom. What a big fucking loser. Loooo-ser! Hah! High five.
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Can’t believe you of all people missed this obvious chance to make an Adam Ant reference.
So, was it the lack of a nude centerfold in Cosmo that ultimately brought down the unstoppable Polish surge machine? Is the “real” Rubio shaking in his boots, now that he realizes that the GOP faithful may only be toying with him when they claim they want to go down on his hanging chad and make him theirs forever?
And what the hell is wrong with haloscan tonight?!?
TBogg has now transcended Band Name Of The Wk., & upped the ante to Musical Style of The Wk.
It was obviously a vast LW/radical/Marxist/IslamoTrotskyite plot that he didn’t win.
Even though it was a Republican primary…
This kid Andrzejewski came to kick some serious ass.
If he is going to be stomping opponents by 14% points and do it with the endorsements of Erik “Ain’t I just an unfortunate son” Erickson, and by sexy time drug addict Limbaugh, Obama may be limited to only three or four terms.
We may have voted just a little too soon my friends.
The takeaway: Less numinous, more nakey. is the icing on multilayered cake of delectable snark.
It’s like The Lighter Side of Republicans around here.
Erick Sonofericksonson was just standing too far away. What he mistook for the numinous Andrzyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba’s opponents’ trembling in fear and awe was just their shaking with laughter. It’s certain that CNN execs are even now popping champagne corks and patting themselves on the back for scooping up the uncannily insightful Sonofericksonson: the man has “kingmaker” written all over him (Except on the places where the crossed-out names of his prior mancrushes are written all over him).
Apparently, Denny Hastert Jr. also went down flames:
http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2010/2/2/833327/-Illinois-primary-results:-the-land-of-Lincoln-weighs-in
Course the Nekkid Senator got no coat tails. Ya just grab the scrote’s scrote when he flies by and hang on for the ride.
Scene: EricksonofErick’s parent’s basement.
Time: This morning, after results are in.
Mom MotherofErick yelling down basement stairs.
MMOE: Erick, are you going eat these pierogies and kielbasa I made for you last night?
Erick (sobbing into R2D2 pillowcase): Just throwem’ out Mommy! Illinoiz sucks!
MMOE: Oh Erick. Would you like some Quisp? Wold that make you feel better?
Erick (rolling over and wiping snot from nose): Maybe.
Well, no one can say that Eric “Rubio Maker” Erickson doesn’t have his pulse on the Republican electorate of Illinois. He deserves a shot in the Republican Bigs – when will Fox News call him up?
eric is the son of eric in the same sense that homer is the son of simp.
Andrzejewski? Yeah, he’ll do great, he was big in Chicago which as we all know is a major GOP town. Right. I don’t know if Dumb and Dumber endorsed him just so that they could say that they had a Polack friend or what, but probably everybody downstate thought that he was some third-stringer on SNL that didn’t have a lot to do on the show since John Edwards had started to fade from the public eye.
Me, I’m just glad that Andy McKenna got kicked to the curb; I’m not super-happy that Alexi Giannoulias is the Democratic nominee for senator, but at least he doesn’t have the hold-your-nose factor of, say, Crazy Rod.
Numinous: adj., see Noonanisms (words found in a thesaurus used to tart up otherwise trashy propaganda).
Also, Surge was kind of fun for the short time that it was around, mostly because in the early years they used to give it away on Beale Street in Memphis, trying to create a demand for it–I got away with a whole six-pack in my winter coat pockets once. It wasn’t bad, although people tended to look at you funny if you said that you preferred it to Mountain Dew or Sun Drop, both actual
born-in-TennesseeSouthern products (Sun Drop is actually from St. Louis? Who knew?). I don’t really miss it, though; I’d much rather that someone started bottling Irn Bru here, or even bring Josta back.Lech Walesa? Does anyone under 40 know who he is?
Hell, he’s some kinda damn furriner, ain’t he? I thought them Eurpeans was all wimps and elitists no Real True ‘Murcan would have anything to do with.
I blame ACORN.