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Talk to the hand, Sarah. Talk to the hand.

LOL!

Every idea she ever had and all she knows of the world will fit in the palm of her hand. and one of the major political parties actually entertained the belief that she was suitable for an office that placed one decrepit septuagenarian heart from the presidency. *sigh* *head-desk, repeat*

But you don’t understand! Rush Limbaugh was using “satire”….what a stupid woman. Yet another word whose meaning escapes her. She could fill a dictionary with them. Anyone who believes she is qualified to be President of the United States really needs to have their head examined. Hell, she probably needs crib notes to talk about ANYTHING.

OK, I’ve got the perfect Fox response to “handgate.” We need to hire a hand-writing expert (heh) to see if what’s written on Ms. Palin’s hand is actually her own hand writing! I can picture the scene backstage as they go over the “3 issues” question again and again and finally her “handler” says, “Oh, ••ck it, Sarah, read this” as they scribble the answers on there. And btw, I expect another full post from Tbogg using the euphemism “handjob.” I’m just not that good.

Palin spouts feel-good phrases about government and and What We Need to Do that each of her supporters interprets as supporting their own agenda so of course she’s wildly popular. The Palinites fill her empty rhetoric with their own version of the way things ought to be. Of course she should be President: she’s on my side against the bad guys. Reminds me of another prominent national figure.
The only thing that would threaten Palin’s stature would be to actually get elected and then have her followers find, as we did, that they remain fuckees to the same old fuckers.

I suggest microchipping the poor dumb thing.
hell, you’d prolly need a 1TB external drive for all the sh*t she don’t know

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http://www.themudflats.net

$arah’s hand also made http://www.tmz.com.

Have you seen the video of Palin reading from her hand? Republicans might want to order a teleprompter for Palin so she can stop using her telepalmer.

Note the video shows she has difficulty reading the notes she wrote on her hand. Probably because she misspelled the words. Not only does she need to hire a palm reader, she needs a palm writer.

That’s nothing. Get this: If Obama wants to win in 2012, he’d better “declare war” on Iran.

Link is Palin on Fox News Sunday Softball, I should add, not just any wing-nut.

What blows my mind is how utterly inane and general these crib notes were. I mean, she couldn’t remember such basic concepts without writing them down? Seriously, do her fans think this person is really prepared and capable to tackle our macro-economic Rubic’s cube?

The bad news is that this little insight into Sarah’s inability to think on her feet, without aids and in a friendly environment, does nothing to increase her viability as a candidate. I hope I’m wrong on this one.

I guess the “Obama needs a teleprompter” lie will now be retired.

funny, too, innocentbystander, that one of the words on her palm was crossed out. Surprised she didn’t use whiteout.

I guess the “Obama needs a teleprompter” lie will now be retired.
Aw come on; Republican lies are sometimes allowed to rest for a while, but they’re never retired. They’ve already returned to being against deficits and for the filibuster.

Uh, I watched that speech. Wasn’t she using a teleprompter to make fun of Obama for using a teleprompter? It sure looked like it.

I thought it was “Sally Palm,” not “Sarah.”

I guess the “Obama needs a teleprompter” lie will now be retired.

Nonsense. That lie is just more of the usual right-wing projectionism — the only speech (that I know of) that their little darling gave that wasn’t a confusing mismash of seemingly random phrases stuck together was given with the aid of a teleprompter, so of course that means Obama is an empty suit who can’t string four words together on his own.

Apparently she had to write “tax cuts” on her hand. What the hell kind of conservative can’t remember that tax cuts are the answer to every question?

Sarah was forced to use her palm in ways Rich Lowry never dreamed of

That brings up some really disturbing mental images, which I won’t share with you except to note that, if she’d visited her OB/GYN soon thereafter, she might have ended up with a most… amusing diagnosis.

Carrie Prejean wrote some fantastic answers on her hand for the Miss USA pagent, but for some reason they were all smudged by the time she got on stage. It was tragic, really.

Yet another word whose meaning escapes her. She could fill a dictionary with them.

I believe Noah Webster did that in the 1800s.

Holy crap, is this how politicians are going to communicate now? By writing on themselves with a Sharpie? That could explain Leslie Feist’s arrows on her arms and legs. She must be giving speeches on the Canadian economy and needs to remember which direction it’s going.