Puppehs and boobies! Too.

I LOVE this joint! Also.

I’m confused. “[...] excellent non-Sarah Palin hand-job material [...]“ — soo, Donald thinks we find Sarah Palin fap-worthy? Srsly, Donald, the words ‘Palin’ and ‘hand-job’ can only be used to describe her hillbilly teleprompter stunt at TeabagCon the other day. Otherwise, not so much.

BTW, love the nipple bra — kinda the female equivalent of stuffing your boxers with rolled-up socks, only carried out so much more elegantly.

Okay, I’ll admit I often find it difficult to follow the winger train of thought, but outside of “Look, there’s boobies in the VV!”, what is the point of this guy’s post? The left are misogynists because we make fun of the right’s worship of a vapid, illiterate carny barker because they think she’s kinda hot?

I will give Douglas credit for his link to Tbogg. I’m all for anyone who helps to spread the awareness of that photo of Caribou on the bed to a wider audience.

“Hillbilly Teleprompter”

Excellllent. Most worthy monitor cleaning so far this week.

Oh and Pam Geller gets her ass kicked by Ron Regan over Palin on Behars show.

Douglas has been trying to troll alicublog for weeks now; he’s been written off as a fool and a tool, but he really does get off on any attention, no matter how negative, in the manner of a sideshow geek thinking that the cheers that he gets upon biting the head off a chicken put him in the same league as Springsteen and Maria Callas.

Breasticle posts are by definition of stand-alone quality (no pun intended). There is no need to link to thought-disordered bloggers who hate boobies as an excuse to do so.

That is all.

If you’re going to Bikini Burlesque for wank-fodder, UR DOIN IT RONG!

Douglas provides another example of what can go wrong when you only visit reality as a tourist.

Thanks for the link. Poor Pam – all that rage and hatred is starting to show on her face, isn’t it?

I guess this means Douglas is going to remove Robert Stacy McCain from his blogroll, because #5 on McCain’s list of tips for blog success is that you should post a lot of pictures of near-nekkid women:

5. Christina Hendricks

Or Anne Hathaway or Natalie Portman or Sarah Palin bikini pics. Rule 5 actually combines four separate principles of blogospheric success:

Everybody loves a pretty girl — It’s not just guys who enjoy staring at pictures of hotties. If you’ve ever picked up Cosmo or Glamour, you realize that chicks enjoy looking at pretty girls, too. (NTTAWWT.) Maybe it’s the vicious catty she-thinks-she’s-all-that factor, or the schadenfreude of watching a human trainwreck like Britney Spears, but no one can argue that celebrity babes generate traffic. Over at Conservative Grapevine, the most popular links are always the bikini pictures. And try as I might to make “logical arguments” for tax cuts, wouldn’t you rather watch Michelle Lee Muccio make those arguments?

I’m shocked — shocked, I tell you!

(I spared you rules 2 through 4.)

Say, isn’t that wingnut with two first names also some kind of middle school history teacher?

If he is, then NSDAPmccain rsmccain ought to know the limits of free speech. (Unless he’s teaching in Frederick, Maryland.)

Those bras sure did look weird on women who were wearing light sweaters in a cold breeze: Double nipples!

No wonder poor Donald has the vapors. A slide show of shameless strumpets parading in bikinis!! The next thing you know, there’ll be hard pore cornography on the internet!

Double nipples. My favorite kind!

And thank jeebus-H-on-a-cracker that we’re back to double bassetts!

Awesome. I’m a junior smear merchant.

My mother will be so pleased.

Is DD kidding? Here’s the first item currently on his web log, and I quote:

I think Sports Illustrated plays hardball with their copyright claims. Photobucket deletes any bikini images I’ve ever saved from SI, and it took practically no time for their prowling image-hawks to delete the brand new cover shot of Brooklyn Decker. We do have video, in any case, so I guess that makes up for it somewhat:

which leads to a video titled: “SI Swimsuit 2010: Teaser 4.”

Starting to think he’s all performance art, esp. when he goes trolling. Or he’s certifiable.

As usual, Douglas proves that being a right-winger with academic credentials doesn’t prevent you from bringing the dumb:

But what’s priceless is that while conservatives spend a lot of time posting pinups for Sunday’s “Rule 5″ extravaganza, lefties need go no further than the Village Voice for some full-on T&A!

Not real clear on the concept of equivalence, is he?

Which of the bassets dug up this creepy bone?

I have nothng to add except to say that “Wembley” is perfect. The name and the pup.

I dop hope Wembley keeps his paws off Fenway’s girlfriend or we could witness his de-frocking as captain of the Basset International Soccer team and that would be disastrous for the chances at the next FIDO World Dog Soccer Championships.

More boobs please.

Is there anything of which Donald Douglas is actually aware? I have long since come to the conclusion that somehow he manages to blog while comatose.

The fact that Donald was so upset over the totally “NSFW!!!!!!” VV (omg, bewbs!!) tells me much more about his psyche than I ever needed to know.

Now that I think of it, I wonder how many other C and D list rightwingnut bloggers are trying to claw their way into an outside cabin on Tucker Faye Carlson’s Blogtanic?

I’m more interested in more pictures of your new puppeh.

Wow, that’s fucking clueless. I’m queer and I don’t open Cosmo to see pics of chicks. Hint to the moron: It’s the clothes, hair, and makeup, stupid. When women do stare at hotties, it’s generally because they’re, as per societal brainwashing, comparing themselves to the hottie in question and usually coming up short in their own minds. Which is exactly why we’re encouraged to do it, innit. Then we flip the page to find the new diet or makeup or other self-improvement product we’re supposed to spend our money on, which keeps the economy humming.

Bear in mind, though, that this Doug Douglas Dougerton III got his knickers twisted over bikini pictures in the Village Voice, fer cryin’ out loud. So naturally women are picking up Cosmo to ogle other women.

Geez, do all conservatives stop developing emotionally at age 11?

Is it cold in here or is it her?