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Providing adequate health care for all Americans who need it is far too difficult for the government to handle. Leave it to private enterprise.
Sending astronauts to seek out and obtain Four-Breasted Wild Women from the Planet A-Go-Go is just too difficult and expensive for private enterprise. Government should totally handle this.
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Krauthammer and boobies? I’m sorry, but I can’t hold both thoughts in my head at the same time.
Gawd, he just takes the fun out of everything.
Also.
“It would take 20 pages to write such a bill,”
Chuck must think W is still President, or that $arah soon will be because a health care reform bill more than 20 pages long would be too hard for either of them to understand (not that that they would actually read it).
Oh, but see, they are totally different! Like, people getting health care is all about lessening the suffering of sick people, while manned space flight is all about swinging yer big national dick around to show technological superiority as well as a good way to funnel money to defense contractors.
Priorities, people. Priorities.
Christ. Could you imagine the health care costs on Planet A Go-Go? Twice as many mammograms!!
One would think the Krauthammers physical condition would make him more compassionate. But it seems to have only hardened his soul.
No, health care is about providing medical services to poor people and limiting the ability of big corporations to make gigantic loads of money and screw everyone. The space program is about giving billions of dollars to big corporations and letting them screw everyone.
Sorry it’s off topic, but here’s Sachmo yodeling. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqc209-rwNI
Krauthammer neglects to mention that there would be a lot more support for the space program if, as one of its concrete, explicit goals, it promised to launch him into the sun.
I know one mission that neither govt nor private enterprise could possibly afford; the endless and futile search for Krauthammer’s conscience.
But if such a project were to be put into place, I would send the initial mission up his ass and call the first rocket Hammer Probe I, and have it shaped like a baseball bat with protruding rusty nails.
Any chance we could send Krauthammer to Mars? I’d totally support that space program.
I DEMAND you stop being mean to Krauthammer – which is insulting to Trig!!!1!
bahaha. I’m not even awake yet and laughing my ass off.
Hey – that’s bait and switch!
{But it sure is sweet to see the look on his face when he goes for it}
Consistency from a Rethug?? Puleeze…”Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows.” The GOP noise machine wants us all to believe that the sum is five.
No Winston, the sum of two plus two is whatever big brother wants it to be.
I can’t help it, but every time I see Krauthammer I think of one thing.
He is the very picture of creepy, inside and out.