Give her a break. That’s the only boner she’ll be seeing.

Also: Hey K-Lo! They’re not all orange!

Too.

That’s more of an “O” than K-Lo will ever see again. Standing or otherwise.

To those who say “shouldn’t that be a kneeling o?”, keep in mind K-Lo’s height.

K-Lo’s “O” and Boehner’s boner.

Quick. I need some mind bleach!

If O-bama got a standing Boehner, K-Lo would be the first to demand that he step down.

I’m pretty sure that’s what the Irish call a knee trembler.

FWIW, if K-Lo ever did see another boner, I’m sure it would be orange.

What with all the Cheetohs dust and all…

Alright, then, Mr. Boehner, now that Miss Lopez has done that voodoo that she apparently does so well, we’re all waiting for your entry with ‘bated breath…

I don’t even want to think of K-Lo’s O face. My God… there’d better be two videos of teh boyz this evening to cleanse the delicate brainal tissue.

Hopefully there will be no entry, just a hasty exit.

haha. couldn’t resist.

sorry. also.

In the deep, dark corners of his mind that he represses very hard (so very, very hard!), John Derbyshire was turned on by that Tweet.

I…uh…oh, my…meep.

wonder if she got a side of teabag with that.

Please.

Can’t we haz puppeh pitchers?

And why, pray tell, are you subjecting yourself to this person’s tweets in the first place?
(OTOH, better you than me).

In K-Lo’s eyes, hope springs eternal, if nothing else.

Gah. Just…GAH! Quick, pass me the brain bleach before I swear off giving BJs forever!