Boobie Meter way down.

Talking about them doesn’t count.

No, but, dammit, it’s a start.

Dear Andrew,

A worthless piece of shit called to complain about you ruining it’s good name.

Sincerely, CD

hey, at least he’s “having so much fun.”

Oh dear. Andrew, all I can say is, you had better destroy the left, or everybody’s gonna think you’re full of shit.

Oh, wait…

What is it with these self-promoting grandious assholes like Andyboy or Beck? It absolutely reeks of micropenishood.

Some small packages are gems. Breitbart’s just a dick.

Tbogg, that is innuendo, INNUENDO, INNNNNUENDOOOOOO!

Oh Andrew, heed the immortal words of Dean Wormer; fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.

Quite the pair of conundrums:

a) BriteLight is going to destroy my world; should I defect, become a youstabee and surive?

b) which coffee shop? I have two favs and they both employ young women who could make me write bad checks.

…on my hand, Sarah!

BriecheeseBart is like the American version of Christopher Hitchens but without the reading ability and that time consuming complete thought gene.

Okay, for those of us with little kids the “angry, angry hippo” reference is just pure gold. Of course, most of these clowns really do belong in comics or subversive children’s books…

Step right up, folks, step right up. We gotcher facial images of amoral angry-faced dude rahtcheer!. Yes, folks, a complete supply of online avatars for your every purple-faced-rage-monkey need!

Oh shit, he’s got the Whitey tape! Goddamnit, the ACORN ninjas were supposed to take care of that. This is why we can’t have nice conspiracies.

Also, WRT the girl at the coffee shop: um, I don’t know how to tell you this but she’s, um… ah, never mind. I’ll tell her that you said hi.

“The institutional left.” Two wks.

Bookmark it, libs!!

” You know, the one with the fiery look in her eyes. And the big boobs.”

This one .?

http://tbogg.firedoglake.com/2009/12/08/in-the-belly-of-the-american-primitive/

Stringonastick, I beg to differ. Andrew Breitbart is an enormous cock.

Does the coffee shop lady have enough loofahs to go ’round or should we bring our own?

I’ve managed to remain a lefty through a year in the Mekong Delta, gum surgery, raising an autistic child, and Reagan as Governor and then president. The only way that fat fuck could make me collapse is by cutting a fart in a closed room.

Ahhhh, boobies from the past; historical boobies

I’ve been to plenty of coffee shops all over the world and I’ve never seen a girl in any one of them with bigger boobs than Andrew Breitbart’s got.

He’s second to Limbaugh in the Nazi tit department.

@19…

I had her pic in mind and simply goggled the words TBogg and cleavage…She was right at the very top…I went on to tirelessly subject myself to all the results.

ot, but faithful readers of tbogg will be relieved to learn that michelle obama isn’t surrpetiously indoctrinating white house visitors with readings from socialist tomes.

those books have been on the shelves since being placed there by jackie kennedy in 1963 – via wapo:

The only problem is the books Port photographed have been sitting in the library since 1963.

The library came into being during the presidency of Franklin Roosevelt. In 1961, First Lady Jacqueline Kennedy asked Yale University librarian James T. Babb to oversee a committee that would select books for the library. In 1963, 1,780 were placed on the shelves.

“The White House library is a reference and recreational library for the use of the President, his family, and official staff,” wrote Babb in the forward to “The White House Library: A Short Title List,” a document from the White House Historical Association.

“It is intended to contain books which best represent the history and culture of the United States, works most essential for an understanding of our national experience. The collection has to be strictly limited because the attractive library on the ground floor of the White House has shelf space for only twenty-five hundred volumes. Authors, with few exceptions, are citizens of the United States; fiction and poetry by deceased writers only have been included.”

Thanks for takin one for the team.

Thanks for the afternoon chuckle Mr. TBogg

Aw, how cute. There’s nothing more enjoyable than watching the comical intersection of megalomania and ineptitude.

Typical conservative: man teats and more chins than a Chinese phone book.

Given the abilities of the Breitbart crew, if he tried to kill Soros, he would wind up strangling Scaife.

I don’t understand why you posted a WWE clip, except that the wrestler doing the bragging, threatening, and posturing in this one is unusually clean-shaven.

I mean that’s notable, sort of, but nothing out of the ordinary otherwise.

Breitbart couldn’t take down a soft-cone ice cream whereas the results of his little conspiracy in Mary Landrieu’s office is coming for him.

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again… when confronted, Conservatives don’t have the guts to fight for a parking space, let alone “destroy” half the country. If Kos can take Il Duce Trancedo down with just a well-places snark, how could Fatbart possibly take down TEH LEFT when we’ve got TBogg armed with TWO bassets?

Oh, my calender is marked.