John Yoo, the OJ Simpson of torture, takes to the pages of the Wall Street Journal to go “ha ha, you can’t catch me” and to point out that Barack Obama is an ungrateful prick for not thanking him for laying out a legal justification for, say, crushing the testicles of Marc Thiessen’s eight year-old son merely on a National Security hunch. An act that I am sure Thiessen would totally approve of if it were somehow in the interest of keeping this great country of ours safe and you’ll just have to trust us on that because, let’s just say, we have our reasons.

At the very least, Marc Thiessen can make use this threat of potential physical violence in order to get his son to clean up his room, with the added benefit of being able to blame it all on Barack Obama, thereby providing young Master Thiessen with an early start on hatin’ on the swarthies.

In the Thiessen household this is what is known as a “win-win”.