Over at one of Andrew Breitbart’s hypertensive shrieky Big sites, ridiculous man-thing Frank Gaffney alerts us to irrefutable evidence that Muslim President Barack Muslim Obamuslim is sending secret colorful messages to his Islamopuppetmasters that he will soon destroy America with low-orbit Demon Laser-eyed SpaceSheep.
Oh shut up, it’s true:
Gaffney adds without the slightest twinge of embarrassment or inkling of inevitable humiliation and ridicule:
Now, thanks to an astute observation by Christopher Logan of the Logans Warning blog, we have another possible explanation for behavior that — in the face of rapidly growing threats posed by North Korean, Iranian, Russian, Chinese and others’ ballistic missiles — can only be described as treacherous and malfeasant: Team Obama’s anti-anti-missile initiatives are not simply acts of unilateral disarmament of the sort to be expected from an Alinsky acolyte. They seem to fit an increasingly obvious and worrying pattern of official U.S. submission to Islam and the theo-political-legal program the latter’s authorities call Shariah.
What could be code-breaking evidence of the latter explanation is to be found in the newly-disclosed redesign of the Missile Defense Agency logo (above). As Logan helpfully shows, the new MDA shield appears ominously to reflect a morphing of the Islamic crescent and star with the Obama campaign logo.
Here is the old logo:
Meh. Looks kind of Commie-Greenpeace to me.
We now await the inevitable appearance of Alec Rawls who should be beaming in here from Planet Zagnut-3 at any moment.






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You know, for sheer entertainment value, just letting some completely insane right wing religious fanatic run things in the country might be sort of fun.
Oh wait, we did that.
Well, and we got Jon Stewart’s Dubya impression, see? I rest my case.
I think this guy missed art class and never learned the concept of “negative space”. That’s a globe, and the blue part is the sky.
Similarly, if you just look at Gafney’s facial hair, it’s pretty clearly a hammer and sickle.
Just saying, who’s the secret plant here, hmm?
Gaffney is Becks conspiracy theorist. What an ultra-maroon.
“A just unveiled symbolic action suggests, however, that something even more nefarious is afoot.”
Oh noes, and it was a dark and stormy night!
This is so utterly ridiculous on every level, including lots of levels in other dimensions and on other planets, that it beggars any attempt to ridicule it. These people are not morons, or even morans; calling them stupid is an insult to rocks everywhere. This guy doesn’t need missile defense, all he needs is a tinfoil hat.
As usual, if you want to go from moran, to moran to the 22 power, check out the comments to see how the mouthbreathers live. Although on commenter had an idea I could live with:
nothing will trump this most awesome logo:
https://www.cia.gov/news-information/cia-the-war-on-terrorism/dci-counterterrorist-center-terrorist-buster-logo.html
The new version looks like the logo of an NBA expansion team from the ’90s that plays in a stadium still named after a bank that’s been shut down by the government — you know, the Research Triangle Park Omnivores, who remind you that good seats are still available for all remaining games this season at HeritageNatBancCorp Arena.
there’s only one logo that would deter the terrorists and their muslamomissiles… this.
And whatever happened to that crescent-shaped memorial thingie in PA that was supposed to mark the end of civilization?
How the Air Force cadets in Colorado Springs were protected from possible exposure to an image (below) which possesses even more evil magic than a Pillsbury Crescent.
. . . Muppet Cleavage.
Y’all missed the yin yang symbol. Been buying low-quality tinfoil from the Dollar Store again?
linda, Awesooome! And so professional looking too.
I wonder if they make it as a cookie-cutter; I’m thinking if I trim off the gun, I can make No-Darth-Vader cookies for my youngest son’s next Birthday.
And the G in Gaffney?
*Also* a hammer and sickle?
It would be irresponsible not to speculate.
U.S. submission to Islam and the theo-political-legal program the latter’s authorities call Shariah.
It appears that they’ve pretty much taken to just combining words at random.
This brilliant article opens up many nefarious questions that are now, also, apparently afoot. Or something:
1. If it is only the crescent moon that is muslim, what is the rest of the moon? Presbyterian? Zoroastrian? Or, god forbid, Mormoon!!!!?
2. How much more 12-year-old Glenfiddich than normal does Breitbart need to consume (normal = 2.5 gallons in any 24 hour period) when he sits down to edit Gaffney’s columns?
3. The new logo looks like a pee-pee going into a woo-woo to me. I know, that’s not a question, but hey, you know what I think about all day now.
Dammit. He nailed it. It was our evil plan all along. We gave birth to Obama in a lab as the unholy love child of Saul Alinsky and Jane Fonda. We planted a fake birth announcement in the Honalulu paper. We secretly funded his radical Marxist education in Hawaii and Harvard. Then we got him a job as a law school professor, then state senator, then US senator. We then used mind control rays to manipulate the white librul guilt of independents everywhere. And now that we’ve snuck Obama into the Oval Office, we can finally reach our dream, comrades!
We HOPE to CHANGE the iconography of an obscure governmental department!
WHOOO!! WE DID IT!!! SUCK IT, AMERICA!!!
Good Lord. I think it might be easier to list the Republicans who aren’t functionally retarded (which Sarah Palin said I am allowed to say as long as I am being satirical, which I very clearly am). There has to be medication for whatever Gaffney has.
I thought it was a championship belt for MMA, or maybe Debbie Anschlussel’s chastity belt
I believe the crescent is backwards for starters.
And even if it was as they say, as some others have pointed out, it’s a missile being launched at the supposed crescent.
If these people stared at clouds long enough they’d see Obama thugs coming to get them.
I don’t get it. I look at the logo and all I see is a teleprompter.
In some unknowable afterlife, Wilson Bryan Key pauses while tracing outlines of the word “SEX” and men with erect penises on a picture of a bowl of oatmeal from the box it came in, and smiles.
oddly, since the logo was designed before Obama was even elected, the reach of the sinister left is much longer than even Gaffney imagines.
It’s ACORN, ACORN, I tell you! It makes sense that it was designed before Obama took office, but how are we to know this is the original design? Maybe Obama had the original design ‘disappeared’ and substituted this Islofascistmooncrescentgoodness logo instead! Ever think of that?
Linda, that CIA Terrorist-Busting logo is indeed something to contemplate.
Somebody should send a link for it to the person who did the original Ghostbusters logo. He/she can wet his/her undergarments laughing. And then sue for copyright infringement.
Li’l Innocent
Evil messages aside, it’s a pretty crappy design.
Gumby is a terrorist? And black, too? Also.