There are so many ways to approach this. All of them fairly disgusting.

Apparently there was some kind of tour of the White House today possibly held in conjunction with that Very Special Rahm Emanuel Event and Very Special Rob Port went rogue and started snooping around the White House library, drawn by the yummy smell of paste no doubt, and guess what he found? No, really. Guess! [...]

Set iPod to shuffle and the magic happens: Here To Stay – New Order The Bitter End – Placebo Imaginary Song – Mark Sandman Vampires/Tendency To Run – Metal Hearts Wild Flowers – Ryan Adams Anxious – The Housemartins Lost In the Flood – Bruce Springsteen & The E St. Band (live Hammersmith Odeon ’75) [...]

Former Laura Bush press secretary and Virginia Slims-fetcher Andrew Malcolm really likes that Sarah Palin lady and is willing to say just about anything to get her to pay attention to him and his vestigial old-man penis: Check out Malcolm’s lede: “A recent Washington Post/ABC News Poll found that 30 months out from the 2012 [...]

High school drop-out, high-powered public relations executive and former depository for Levi Johnston’s johnson’s manjuice, Bristol Palin is very outraged and upset and afire with the righteous fury of a Palin either scorned of in dire need of attention, because serious television drama The Family Guy made  fun of precious Angel of God Trigger von [...]

Here we have Carlyfornia and Lindseylina standing at the passenger drop-off at San Francisco International Airport imploring arriving tourists, who were waiting for cabs to take them to North Beach, to not let terrorists be tried in New York City which is like way the fuck on the other side of the country but Carly [...]

Sorry for the lack of posting, I’m quite busy with lots of stuff, not the least of which is I’m up against a deadline for turning in my Glossolalia translation of Tim LaHaye’s Left Behind series and MS Word keeps telling me that everything is misspelled. Why does Microsoft hate Jesus?

Under terms of agreement of visitation rights, here is your puppy visit. and… Mrs Tbogg is upstairs watching Westminster with him and encouraging him to howl. This will not end well. Also, he still appears to be broken when not moving.

Johnny Weir whose last Olympics were a not-so-good really-awful you’re-all-so-mean-to-me experience: U.S. champion Johnny Weir, who fell out of medal contention with a cautious program filled with errors, stormed out of the rink when his mediocre marks were shown. He finished fifth. “I missed the bus. They changed the schedule,” Weir said. “It was every [...]

McMaximalist McMegan is upset because everyone is being all mean to her: For some reason, everyone I’ve seen who has so far responded to my piece on mortality and the lack of insurance has pulled exactly the same debater’s trick:  they restate my argument in maximalist form, and then proceed to really kick the hell [...]