Quite frankly, I’m too tired to do much more than a brief update on Wembley and then get back to regular talking shit about dumbasses blogging tomorrow. First off, Wembley and Fenway are getting along much better than I expected considering Fenway’s hummingbird on Red Bull excitability. Wembley spent the day at work with me [...]

Shorter Donald Douglas: I am unaware of all Village Voice traditions.

We are pleased to introduce… Wembley The initial impression is that Wembley will not be taking any crap from anyone.

Yeah. I’m waiting too. I never get tired of that video. Or the cheerleader one.

Harold Ford to Maureen Dowd: On his embrace of gay marriage, he observed: “There were pastors in my Tennessee district who said you can minister to someone and change their sexual orientation. I just never accepted that. I’m a heterosexual. I don’t know what anyone can say to me to make me sexually be with [...]

Shorter Erick Ericknotsonofgod:

We were unable to transfer over pictures of Dog In A Bag so you’re just going to have to wait. Oh, man up. You’re probably one of those people who opens presents on Christmas Eve. So here is Fenway puppy, the last (for the moment) in a series of Great TBogg Bassets Through the Years: [...]

All is well. Guess who fits in the puppy carry-on? mrs TBogg took Dog In A Bag to the airport and he passed the size test. Also she apologized to the counter people for being frantic, showed them why she was frantic (Him), and they went nuts over him. Best of all, he gets to travel with her so this is the best of all worlds.

Following Sarah Palin’s starring role in One Stupid Person Talks to 600 Stupider People, she and her Bump-it agreed to participate in the Teabagging version of “If President You Wish To Be, Answer First These Questions Three” but, you know three questions is a lot to respond to if your mind is a whirling vortex of geopolitical strategies and punchlines from Ziggy cartoons and, since Governer Dude wasn’t there to answer for her and they wouldn’t let Meg Stapleton respond by email, Sarah was forced to use her palm in ways Rich Lowry never dreamed of by writing down the topic answers for the questions she had obviously seen beforehand (get it! Awesome).

The first fact about pupdate #2 is that there is is no puppy update. The roads were not clear enough of The Evil Snow for mrs tbogg to get out to Tait’s and just getting the car devoid of enough of The Demonic Frozen Water Flakes from The Sky in order to drive a short distance was A Very Traumatic Experience for mrs tbogg as well as probably the source of a very amusing story for anyone who watched her from the hotel lobby. The highlight might have been her accidentally hitting the button that automatically lowers the driver side window and having all of the snow that was packed against said window fall into her lap in the car.

This Is Not Funny and You Should Stop Laughing. Okay. Now….. Stop.