It has been a tough week or so for Kathryn Jean Lopez with her beloved Catholic church making NAMBLA look like a bunch of Boy Scouts (hey-o!) and young Republicans of her age group busting through almost $2000 (all in singles) frequenting drinking establishments featuring nakey-topless strap-on awesomeness. Dark days, indeed. But it’s NRO hopey-beggy [...]

Before we get started… Regarding American Idol: Michelle Dellamore – She seemed to have a decent voice, but her song choice was pure crap. Seriously, the entirety of America hates Creed. Choosing a Scott Stapp song was clearly her downfall. When people who actually give a shit about American Idol trash Creed this does not [...]

Screechy-voiced grifter Sarah Palin was unable to sit in a room and feign interest in some other person’s dull fucking life, so her Real American Stories will be chock full of previously aired interviews amidst the platitudes, word salad, and gratuitous g-droppin’: Hours after LL Cool J complained that Fox News was recycling an old [...]

Among many observations made by Dr. Mrs. Ole Perfesser  about why liberals are unable to sympathize with conservatives (liberals are like “psychopaths”! Just kidding, not really, but they  do have much in common) is this wonderful thing that Dr. Mrs. Ole Perfesser actually wrote on her computer machine: Finally, and my third possibility, is it [...]

It is a well-known fact that Big Media Erick “The Erick” Erickson keeps a stable of half-human wingnut slaves trapped in his basement cranking out poorly reasoned RedState posts in exchange for food pellets and the half-eaten bagels that Erick steals from the Green Room at CNN where he draws a paycheck for promising to [...]

Charles Lane: I am not suggesting a moral equivalency between the anti-slavery and pro-slavery forces. But I am suggesting an attitudinal equivalency – Walter Sobchak: Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos.

Allison Meyers is the best date EVER. She will take you to a strip bar, run up a tab, and charge it to her employer. I am impressed by this new Republican Feminist outreach and I wish to learn more…

Chuck Devore who is currently in third fail position to run against Barbara Boxer wants you to know that he hardly knows that Republican guy who likes faux-lesbian naked lady domination dancing: Brown’s clients include Assemblyman Chuck Devore, a Republican who is seeking the GOP Senate nomination for the seat currently filled by Sen. Barbara [...]

We haven’t spent much time lately with our old friend, Gun Counter Gomer, but now that there is talk of sedition in Michigan, we figured he would pop up out of his hidey-hole, hunker down on the ground, squint into the distance, spit, and expoundicate on the meaning of all this, seein’ as he is [...]

Tucker Carlson could no longer sit on THE GREATEST SCOOP SINCE WATERGATE because Michael Steele was all, “What the fuck is the Daily Caller? Is that like the Pennysaver?”: The Daily Caller requested interviews with Michael Steele on Jan. 14, Jan. 15, Jan. 18, Feb. 10, Feb. 23 and again on March 23. All were [...]