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Sarah Palin is very mad at the elitist gotcha media that she avoids like a Trig paternity test for allowing her to avoid the elitist gotcha media and not explain herself much gooder:
In an interview Tuesday night on “The Tonight Show With Jay Leno,” Sarah Palin once again criticized “Family Guy,” the Fox animated series, for a joke she believed was directed at her family, and rebuked the news media for not giving her the opportunity to fully explain her opinions on that show.
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“Somebody making a joke that wasn’t so funny because it was a lame episode of the ‘Family Guy,’” Ms. Palin said, “but a special-needs family asking me what I thought about the episode. I commented and then that gets out there in the blogosphere, it gets out there in the different forms of the mediums that we have today. And then it’s left there, not an opportunity for me to follow up and kind of elaborate on what I really meant and what I really thought of the thing.”
Before Mr. Leno went to a commercial break, Ms. Palin said that a fuller opportunity to discuss the incident would have led to a “much healthier dialogue.” After the commercial, she did not expand on her remarks.
The New York Times had previously sought comment from Ms. Palin about the “Family Guy” episode and Ms. Friedman’s response to her, but neither her press representative nor her political action committee replied to requests.
This is all the fault of that quitting snowbitch Meg Stapleton and now the world is no longer “literally” Sarah Palin’s oyster.
Why does Meg Stapleton hate Trig? And oysters?
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Amazing how much comedy there is to be had in just straight reporting what she says and does not say.
Needs more boobies.
Born with a mouth like a Salad Shooter™
That T-shirt says Sarah always knew where her strength lies.
Oh you mean failed Governor Sarah Palin?
Always say “Failed Governor Sarah Palin”.
It’s the proper form of address, according to my reference book on Forms of Address for Drama Queens.
When Sarah is at the pearly gates looking to meet her jeebus, there’s going to be some ‘splainin’ to do.
Gatekeeper: “So, looking over your track record here… you pretty much sucked down there, huh?”
Caribou Barbie: “Well, I never got an opportunity to follow up and kind of elaborate on what I really meant and what I really thought of things.”
Gatekeeper: “You mean apart from unfettered access to every major media outlet in the United States, a book tour, six figure speaking engagements and a stint as governor and a presidential campaign?”
Caribou Barbie: “Uhh… Oh, you just hate retards, just like those mean TV shows.”
Gatekeeper: “No, not retards. Just you. Bye.”
Oh please, oh please, oh please, oh pleeeeezzzze run for president!
Love the tag, “SHUT UP DUMB LADY”
Kinda says it all.
She’s going to work for Fox, but doesn’t know that the plural of medium is media? You know, it recently occurred to me that the real reason why wingnuts go on about Obama using a teleprompter is to divert attention from the person who really, persistently can’t speak extemporaneously in her first (and, AFAIK, only) language.
That’s a whole lot of mediums.
“God said give you back that five dollars you once gave to AAMR and tell you to go to Hell. Here ya go.”
Time to send Palin off to Canada so that the rest of us can stop threatening to move there:
The Last Straw
(satire)
Am I the only person who thinks that one of the networks should give Palin a full hour, without an interlocutor, to tell us How Things Ought to Be? Comedy gold. My guess is that the media knows full well that allowing Our Sarah to fully express herself would finish her as a public figure.
Palin together with Jay Leno reminds me of the old Churchill quote-
To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war
Unsurprisingly, Jay Leno let $arah Palin say whatever popped into her brain stem without questioning her. In fact, $P was asked by the New York Times to respond to “The Family Guy” in their article on the subject eleven days ago; nobody from $P’s inner sanctum responded. http://palingates.blogspot.com/2010/03/sarah-palin-and-family-guy-in-fair-and.html
OT-
Bad, sad news. Excellent satirical (faux wingnut) blogger ‘Jon Swift’ (Al Weisel IRL) passed away unexpectedly, and at far too young an age.
Tom Watson’s post (second link above) includes words from his Mom, taken from comments over in JS’s last blog post.
[I see he was a freelance journalist in NYC; wonder if the dude could afford health insurance, or there was some other impediment to getting a check-up. Ah, well...]
Every time I try to read ANYTHING Sarah Palin says, I get frustrated, confused, my head hurts. PLEASE, for the love of all that’s holy, please don’t put her words in print again. I can’t take it.
Now you just stop making fun of what she says by using her words, and all. Clearly she meant that folks were getting their information from Ouija boards and crystal balls, and that she, as a God-Fearing Christian Woman, does not have the opportunity to respond from beyond the Gates of Hell, where all those liberals are.
Ditto this. Any time I try to read anything she’s ever said, I end up lost, sad, lonely, and confused. GROUP HUG!
Sarah Palin’s book played a prominent role in the final scene of “The Good Wife” last night.
Hi. Larious.
I think she meant “mediums” – like clairvoyants, psychics, tarot readers, Benny Hinn, Thomas Muthee, and the like.
I think she means people who are neither small nor large – you know, mediums. Those mediums are always getting things in their heads and then they are just left there.
a special-needs family asking me what I thought about the episode = Bristol Palin. Right?
HA HA!
Everything about the new tag rocks, TBOgg, except she ain’t no “lady”.
And why is there a comma after the word but on her t-shirt? She must have done it herself with iron-on letters.
Dumb lady is right.
Actually, nobody really cares about Trig’s paternity. It’s his maternity that we’d want a DNA test for. No way did that baby pop out of that flat belly; people should go to
http://www.palingates.blogspot.com and read up on the Babygate information. It’s a real eye-opener, and thanks to Gryphen at http://www.theimmoralminority.blogspot.com, it’s also been an ear-opener.
It’s not a crazy conspiracy theory if it really happened. Crazy, yes; conspiracy theory, no.
Damn it. Of the dozens of times I have seen that right on this blog, I just noticed that before reading the comments and was about to mention it. Anyway, I think we should give the gal a break. She may be an imbecile who is completely wrong in everything she says and does, but she didn’t get where she is through family money (see Bush Jr).
That goes a long way to explaining why one of the dimmest bulbs in a sea of dim bulbs seems a beacon to the anti-intelligentsia of the right.