Michael Cannon: Liar or Swallower?

Yes. Unequivocally yes. Absolutely.

Michael Cannon: Liar or Swallower?

A. Yes to Part I

B. No to Part II, I believe Mr. Cannon prefers to take it in the face.

Um…Eww.

Heeee!

No doubt Cannonballs loves Larry Craig’s wife too, and is also NOT GAY. Also.

“…under Larry Craig.” There’s another position?

Sounds like Gannon.

-G

Well, I guess we know what the ‘F’ stands for.

Never trust a goat when he says he won’t cum in your mouth!

–My name is Mickey Kaus and I approve of this message.

What a classy guy. I bet the girls guys folks are crawling all over themselves to get to him.

I for one hail another example of the kind of thoughtful political discourse that has made this nation a shining example of…of…of… Well, we lead the world in health care education opportunity blowing shit up. So there.

Director of Health Policy Studies, former domestic policy analyst for the U.S. Senate Republican Policy Committee

I think the Republican party should start issuing all of their official pronouncements on Twitter.

Same form, same length, and definitely the same language.

I think their “budget” that they presented would have fit on a Tweet, no?

I don’t really get the big deal with 140 characters anyway. Tolstoy wrote novels with 140 characters, and that was more than 100 years ago.

Wow, that radically changed my perception of the concept “think tank.” Sounds more like a frat house for nerds…

Did a guy who’s supposed to be thoughtful and insightful really just write something so sophomoric and embarrassing in public? That’ll sure look schweet on his resume, won’t it: “Director of health policy studies, chief cum shot speculator at the Cato Institute…”

Swallower, definitely. But a liar, too — so the moral equivalent of bi-sexual, really.

Well he’d have to be a swallower,cuz I’d assume it would be a bitch to get that cum out of his beard.

No, no, no.

From the tweet he is something completely different: Spitter. So that’s both.

As the Coors, Koch, Olin and Bradley families have all learned, don’t forget to duck when he starts smiling. Kinda like being careful around the Bonobo cages @ the zoo.

He left out “I have a wide stance.” Lousy 140 character Twitter limit.

“…he served as…analist for the U.S. Senate Republican Policy Committee under Chairman Larry E. Craig.”

I believe that job description would include both lying and swallowing.

Ew. Just–ew. I think all Republicans have the mentality of teenage boys.

Not so much a tweet as a “tap tap tap”.

At least the GannonCannon isn’t the On-budsman. Regardless, this should be as successful as every other lame attack from Cato:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXapXqdllQU

These Repub closet cases are really a sight to behold, like that guy in Sac, what’s his name…Assburn or something like that.

Definitely swallows, and does that french whore trick where it comes back out his nose.

I wonder if he got called a mofo a lot in school.

A loose Cannon if there ever was one.

Yeah… I was going to say that he was promising not to come in Larry’s mouth, but based on an extensive visual analysis I’ve determined that the chances of him being a pitcher (as opposed to a catcher) are approximately those of my being Dolph Lundgren.

Swapper. And toe tapper.

He only swallows if the hobos want to pay him an extra nickel.

That’s fuckin classy.

Oh look, another murderous lunatic of the right wing persuasion.

Heads up, FBI. Any bets he trained his guns on “big government” because Fox Network Nitwits told him to?

Hints of a deep-seated mistrust of government emerged in Internet postings linked to Bedell. A blog connected to his LinkedIn profile contained a two-part treatise on big government, including its vulnerability to being controlled by a criminal organization.

“This organization, like so many murderous governments throughout history, would see the sacrifice of thousands of its citizens, in an event such as the September 11 attacks, as a small cost in order to perpetuate its barbaric control,” the blog post read.

“big government”… FBI, I’d have a look at this, too.

Sorry, all snark aside, I think he has the Democratic congress about right (I was going to say, “pegged,” but thought better of it). I don’t trust them to fix anything in reconcilliation. For those of us who, however fleetingly, thought this crew could cobble together a decent health care reform package, this reconcilliation, if it even comes about, will resemble the reconcilliation with the wife-beater that leads to more black eyes and broken hearts.

Sears has nice portrait backgrounds and prop chairs.

Wonder if he has any experience with Santorum?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santorum_(sexual_neologism)

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!

I couldn’t resist emailing Cannon and Cato to get “clarification”

Yes.

You just made me snort beer out of my nose!

I wouldn’t cum in his mouth with Bea Arthur’s dick.

An Ayn Rand fan is a classless twit. huh, who’d a thunk it…

Awww, poor guy…so unaware that in one tweet he demonstrates his lack of class, infantile mindset, closet secrets and sexual predilictions and then expects people to take him seriously.

Teh stupid…it’s pathetic.

Give credit where credit is due: that’s quite an impressive amount of information to convey in just 140 characters. Most Republicans would talk all day and tell you so much less. If he’d only been able to express his affection for goats and little boys, he could’ve called it a day.

Has anyone spoken to Cannon’s mother in law? Just sayin’.
http://tbogg.firedoglake.com/2010/02/25/most-of-all-youve-got-to-hide-it-from-the-kids/