Since I’ve got nuttin’ and I’m tired of looking at the Cato Fellater, here’s something that makes, like, 97% of Americans feel better about themselves.
I always lose it at the “S”.
Gravity Rides Everything |
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| By: TBogg Saturday March 6, 2010 1:04 pm | |
Since I’ve got nuttin’ and I’m tired of looking at the Cato Fellater, here’s something that makes, like, 97% of Americans feel better about themselves.
I always lose it at the “S”.
Wrongo, Michelle. It spells “inane.”
[As has been said] she’s Jesse’s grrl. Blame him, too. Bet he held the videocam:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104×3492363
The Mad Woman of the Reich has two kids. I thought Thora Birch might have issues about her mom’s flix. This is worse.
And to think you could have filled this space with a WemFen motion pic.
Tragic.
I came here to see dogs, not Michelle.
Oh wait…
Shouldn’t that lady be in a camp?
You talk big, but you would run if you ever saw her posse.
Oh now that’s just nasty.. Oh , you said POSSE? Never mind
She also makes a guest appearance (along with the charming Titz-on-a-Blintz & Ann Althouse [did you Google alert this, Ann?]) in the soon-to-be-famous video, Jonah, Jonah, a very serious, thoughtful video that has never been made in such detail, or with such care.
Beat me to it, Speeds.
She’s just ripping of Ringo’s jump in A Hard Day’s Night.
(edit: jumps start at 1:47)
I had never actually watched that thing before. You’re right — gravity does hate her.
this is TOTALLY uncalled for, tBogg. who crapped in your cocktail tonight? you get to watch fenway and the boneless bassett puppy and we have to look at THIS??????????????????????
i remember when you really loved us, when you needed us, when you were overjoyed by every comment we made. and now, after we’ve given you our hearts and our souls and our computers, you turn on us. what a cruel world.
Makes me nostalgic for Wild Bill Hagy, a great American.
Next time you got nothin please give us Shakira’s Ass instead.
you owe us at least 3 puppy pics for that, maybe 4.
Not just pics. He owes us 3 videos.
I see… an ad:
Open to Shakira doing that gravity-defying thing with her booty.
Announcer: “This is Shakira’s ass”
Cut to Michelle doing that… thing she does with her body.
Announcer: “This is Shakira’s ass on tea bags & Glenn Beck.”
Fade to black.
“Any questions?”
I think it would scare at least a few people into leaving the Dark Side with its flatulent pundits.
Translation: How dare you people make fun of my favourite porn video. BOO HOO! BOO HOO HOO HOO HOO!
Geez TBogg, just last week I was needling Digby about her continuing reference to the Chimp-in-Chief’s codpiece appearance, http://www.internetweekly.org/photo_cartoons/cartoon_bush_codpiece_story.html
and I told her she was moving into TBogg territory with the Malkin cheerleading video…. and here it is!
Maybe you and Digs could get a group discount on some treatment for your post-traumatic stress disorders.
gravity does hate her.
whaddya talking about?
that’s at least a two-sheet vertical.
hell, she might even be able to clear three sheets of paper.
I hate you for this, Tbogg. Last thing I want to see (and I have never made it through the entire thing). She is like a dog whistle to me, emitting a high-pitch noise that only other Asian women can hear. Make it stop or put me out of my misery.
Hey, fellow O’s fan, I though of Wild Bill, too, when she tried the “S”. I once had the privilege of riding in Wild Bill’s cab.
Okay, I am a long time reader coming out of lurkerdom to defend TBogg here. I love this video. It always makes me feel better about myself. Just think about it … this was the BEST video that they managed. You know there were at least a dozen that did not make it to upload. And she still looks like somebody nailed lead soles to her tennis shoes. Man, I love when she goes for that O and does the stupid little hop. Good times, good times…
I envy you the philosophical bent and laconic humor. Wish I had some.
I’m with TEBB@12.
I come for puppies and I get…. (slumps over keyboard in hopeless despair…)
Need More Puppy.