If you are reading this after midnight PST then you are one of the lucky few who survived the Breitbartocalypse (it also means that you were one of the prescient ones who purchased an Apple iKerosene). Take heart that scattered bands of IntitutionalLeftists were able to escape and regroup in places where Our New Conservative Overlords would never think of looking or entering, such as gyms and military recruiting offices.
Keep to the shadows. Try to blend in. Remember: Reagan is God, Leno is funny, and sex should only be between a man and a woman (wetsuits and dildos optional).
We will meet again. Wolverines! Fruit bats!
Yeah. Needs work….