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If you are reading this after midnight PST then you are one of the lucky few who survived the Breitbartocalypse (it also means that you were one of the prescient ones who purchased an Apple iKerosene). Take heart that scattered bands of IntitutionalLeftists were able to escape and regroup in places where Our New Conservative Overlords would never think of looking or entering, such as gyms and military recruiting offices.
Keep to the shadows. Try to blend in. Remember: Reagan is God, Leno is funny, and sex should only be between a man and a woman (wetsuits and dildos optional).
We will meet again. Wolverines! Fruit bats!
Yeah. Needs work….
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Hashtags like this make Twitter worthwhile.
Is the Bb-poclips related to his promise of the destruction of the Left? Has it anything to do with Subliminal Messianic Interpretation 101 or the Republic on the Precipice or the ‘Slaughter Solution’ rants at his blog? Has his little pimp mate ratted him out yet? So many questions that nobody gives a fuck about.
Avenge me, Tom! AVENGE ME!
Ya think this might cheer Breitbart up?
http://trololololololololololo.com/
How about someone pipe that into his home with no off switch.
Since “Talk Like William Shatner Day” is right around the corner, it’s only appropriate to link to the clever reappropriation of this as part of “Captain Kirk Deals With A Strange Alien Culture”.
O God, and then there’s the “remix“.
Two minutes to go. Well, hope that works out for ya, Andy, gotta get some sleep, good luck with that. [yawn]
I have no fucking clue wat the institutional left is, so I guess he may well have done it for all I know.
Bahahaha, I’m saving that one for the next Youtube War.
ACORN!
A crime even biggerierest than Wall Street.
Say it with indignation.
No way a dildo is “optional.”
Andrew Breitbart=retarded Christopher Hitchens.
Plant an acorn on my grave!
Andrew Barflei probably doesn’t even remember making the prediction.
Well, ACORN did close it’s Baltimore office yesterday. So there’s that.
It means that the only people left in the Republican party are those who should be institutionalized.
Duh.
Think of it as the “left behind”, but in some sane Democratic version.
I dunno if it’ll cheer up Brainfart, but it sure made my day.
Shucks, on Usenet, we have folks who talk like William Shatner all the damn time. They say things like
and
I generally refer to these breathless locutions as “Shatcasm,” because, well, you know. Giving it a label makes it even more noticeable, if that’s possible, and I’ve managed to shame one or two of the most egregious users of it into knocking it off and writing like normal human beings, and the world is safe again, BUT… for how long? For! How! Long!?