And to top things off, there’s no commenting allowed on Jennifer’s little ode to Likud.

Good old Joe never misses the opportunity to be a sanctimonius little prick.

Considerable beneficiaries of the Federal largess (Israel, Wall Street, Tea Bagging Medicare recipients)just love to tell Uncle Barack to fuck off.

What happened to not biting the hand that feeds you?

Their sense of entitlement surely dwarfs that of the young bucks who (insert depravity here)…

“The U.S.-Israel relationship [...] is based on shared values.” Yes, Joe, values like arrogance, hypocrisy, blatant displays of power, disregard for those with whom we disagree, disregard for inconvenient facts and a bullshit approach to being civilized human beings. Your point, then? This one’s a doozy: “this particular part of Jerusalem is in most anybody’s vision of a possible peace settlement going to be part of Israel.” Well, then, that make it all right, doesn’t it?

Joe, you need to wank louder — they can’t hear you in Tel Aviv over the din of Palestinian houses being torn down and 10-year old kids being beaten…

Why not bite the hand that feeds you? It’s not like it will stop doling out the food. Plus you get a tasty hand. Also.

and here I thought Britain was our BFF.

Y’know, I sometimes wonder if Lieberman realizes that many of his BFFs in the Republican party only care about Israel because of it’s alleged upcoming role as the doormat in The Return of Jebus, upon which he shall wipe his feet before leading the true believers into his richly-appointed afterlife…

Erick The Red joins… CNN.

Friends don’t let friends act like douchebags.

A match made in hell.

Yes, but Lieberdweeb doesn’t have any friends.

what about Grahamie and McCain, The Three Amigos?

J. Low LieberME! always loves it when Jenny gives him a kiss:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Q84oP5JilU

Would love to be a fly on the wall at Ted Turner’s this afternoon

If Joe (Connecticut for the Likud Party) Lieberman is whining about Obama, can Lanny Davis be far behind?
It might be a good idea to offer all those women on gurneys (who don’t make it to the next nearest hospital for an abortion) first dibs on annexing the Lieberman/Davis properties for their expanding families. I believe that’s the rationale being used by “settlers” in Israel.

WTF?!? Words fail…

Conservative xtians believe that Jews will burn in hell forever, but it’s necessary to support Israel so that the predictions in their sleepy-time stories can come true. And, of course, part of their sleepy-time stories is that non-xtians will burn in hell forever, along with me and, probably, you and virtually everyone who comments or even reads this blog.

I’ll bring the marshmallows.

“The U.S.-Israel relationship [...] is based on shared values.”

Does this mean they’re going to let the Palestinians have casinos?

He was just unhappy because Bart Stupak had temporarily wrested the title of “Worst Person in the Congress” from him. Fracking senator from Tel Aviv..uh, Joe, there’s a perfectly good Knesset seat you could be soiling. Why don’t you run for office over there???

“Does this mean they’re going to let the Palestinians have casinos?”
Seriously funny. The kind of funny that keeps you from crying yourself into a catatonic state. Why would a loving God add Joe Lieberman to this veil of tears we laughingly call life?

McCain then criticized the administration’s focus on a unilateral settlement freeze, and Lieberman concurred, noting that the focus should be on peace negotiations without preconditions and on the Iran nuclear threat.

I agree. So the US should immediately send a fleet of bombers to strafe the offending settlements until they’e leveled, and send out two notes on HoJo’s official Senate letterhead. The first note to Iran will say: “You’re next.” The second note to Israel will simply say: “Yesh Gevul.”

Conservative xtians believe that Jews will burn in hell forever, …

I already called first dibs on the ice tea concession next to the Lake of Fire.

I voted for that little fuck once. (wham) OWW!
I voted for that little fuck once. (wham) OWWW!!
I v-voted f-f-for… Sorry, I’ll try again.
I voted for that little f-fuck once. (wham) OWWWW! SHIT!

How many was that? Oh, thank heaven, I’m done for now, and I have a whole day before I have to let all right-thinking Americans kick my stupid ass another half dozen times, and then only about six more years of doing that every day.

And then I’m done! Unless I do something else that stupid, of course, and how bleeding likely is that?

Some dare call it treason.