Then who among us will drink the bong water, or does he use scotch instead of water? Hmmmm.

If W’s word was his bong that explains a lot.

Um, did someone say bong?

A metastasizing Pope Ratzo Ratzinger in the background makes it double awesome.

/wild applause

You can tell TellTheTruth1 really, REALLY wanted to type in “tits” instead of “toes” but must have suffered some kind of Catholic Mental Block that prevented him/her from doing so.

Teh Awesome!

“he is covered with the blood of the unborns”

Stupak will forever be associated with the Unbourne Identity.

Hey, John Hawkins? If you’re going to try and sound weighty with your Bible references, then you should probably know that Judas sold out Jesus for 30 pieces of silver, not 40. Nice try, though.

I think you’ve invented a new literary genre, for which I don’t really have a term. Let’s call it, for now, Twitterstream punch line.

If Jason Mattera hates Bart…I am almost forced to like him. Almost. Also.

Speaking of which…where’s the Queen of the People’s Republic of Alaska on this issue. Surely, she must be twitting her tweet.

Sweet, sweet are the tears of wingnuts.

That was my immediate thought as well. I don’t give a shit which way Stupak votes on this bill (well, of course I do, really), he’s still scum to me.

For over 10,000 years, well before man and dinosaur co-habitated, our Chinese Overloards ate fetuses. Many of the original Chinese Overlords are still alive today.

The US Government has not issued a fetus for over 100 years, but, recently a collection dating back to 1880, was discovered in West Virginia. And now a fetus from this vintage collection can be yours!

These fetuses are valued for their high good cholestrol content and non-socialistic purity.

CALL NOW!

Soon the US Government will be issuing low-grade knock-off fetuses that will undermine the underpinnings of our democracy. What a sham of a mockery of a scandal of a sham of a mockery!

Call Jim Demint NOW to reserve you Heritage Fetus at 1-800-US-FETUS or 1-800-WATERLOO…

Death or glory — it’s just another story.

It sure sucks to be Bart Stupak today, doesn’t it?

It couldn’t happen to a more deserving guy.

He should start packing up his office now, ’cause he won’t be invited back to this dance no more.

“Dead Rep. walkin’!”

I think the penultimate tweet was delivered on the House floor…!

Stupak called ‘baby-killer’ on House floor

…”The people who know won’t give it up,” Campbell told reporters.

He said the remark was “clear as a bell.”

Rep. Joe Barton (R-Texas) said he heard the remark and said it did come from in the area of where the Texas and California delegations sit. He said he believes he knows who yelled it, but declined to say anymore.

Inflation, y’know.

On this night, of all nights, it never occurred to me that I would be laughing so hard that my sides hurt…

Such purity.

BEST!

Nothing from Red State TBogg? Has CNN made Eric gone PC?

The Left would defend this if it was the Public Option sorry let Koz defend this my days of late night defense for Obama against the Crazy right are done.

Still poll the Left and the Rights objections I’ll bet we win

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/22/iceland-volcanos-scientis_n_507772.html

If Iceland uses the eruption to not pay expect the Dow to crash.

Of course how could they pay now?

Stupe may now go back to back bench anonymity — well except for that primary challenge from Saltonstall. That should keep him in the news a bit longer.

Lie down with these dogs and you get not just fleas, but mange and rabies.

It’s obvious that these people find it difficult to even be “moderately observant”

Please, don’t fail to give credit where it’s due, to that marvelous, super-feminist POS in the White House.

I like the “you have failed, please die.” icon.

There’s a simpler explanation. The guy’s Twitter icon is a spoof of the logo for the Kill Bill movies. Quentin Tarantino is obsessed with feet. Case closed.

Poor “Fetus Muncher” has no friends now.

Calling these people retards would be an insult to retarded people everywhere.

It’s a scathing indictment of our educational system.

ummm…I’m not a believer in such fables but wasn’t it 30 pieces of silver–just asking??

Hawkins is getting it all confused up with the repeated use of “forty days and forty nights” in the Bible. Also, Jesus had forty apostles, and the fortieth psalm begins “The Lord is Matt Shepard, I shall not want…”