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History’s greatest monster, abortionist Bart Stupak, just had his Wednesday night open up and now he won’t have to miss Millionaire Matchmaker on that gay teevee channel:
In response to Rep. Bart Stupak’s announcement that he and other self-labeled “pro-life” Democrats will vote in favor of Healthcare reform legislation with the addition of an Executive Order from the White House to address concerns about abortion funding, Susan B. Anthony List Candidate Fund President Marjorie Dannenfelser offered the following statement:
“This Wednesday night is our third annual Campaign for Life Gala, where we were planning to honor Congressman Stupak for his efforts to keep abortion-funding out of health care reform-We will no longer be doing so. By accepting this deal from the most pro-abortion President in American history, Stupak has not only failed to stand strong for unborn children, but also for his constituents and pro-life voters across the country.”
“Let me be clear: any representative, including Rep. Stupak, who votes for this healthcare bill can no longer call themselves ‘pro-life.’…”
Because Marjorie Dannenfelser owns the rights to “pro-life” and if you say that you are without her approval she’ll be all “nuh-uh” and then you’ll be all “uh-huh” and she’ll be all “are not” and you’ll say “am too” and the she’ll be all “are not…INFINITY!” and she’ll win.
She also owns the right to “Miss Prissypants Tightbutt” but she rarely collect royalties on that one…
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Hey! My Grandma used to call people Prissypants! First!
“Because Marjorie Dannenfelser owns the rights to “pro-life” and if you say that you are without her approval she’ll be all “nuh-uh” and then you’ll be all “uh-huh” and she’ll be all “are not” and you’ll say “am too” and the she’ll be all “are not…INFINITY!” and she’ll win.”
Whoa, sounds like Jenny wrote that part. (If you’re gonna steal, steal from the best!)
;-)
Bummer that they have to change all the flyers now. No mention who they are going to get to replace him. I hear he Pope may be available.
And what the heck is the “Susan B. Anthony List”? I thought SBA fought for womens rights.
Hold on a second. Susan B. Anthony? I would wager a guess that Ms. Anthony would not approve of her name being taken in vain in this way!
The “most pro-abortion President in American history, eh? I always thought that would be George H. W. Bush.
These morans will never understand the pro-choice doesn’t mean loving abortions.
Finally Bart can go back to being a fly on the wall. Well, except for that living in fear for you life part.
Do they sell Death Paneling at Home Depot? I might like some for the playroom.
Hmmmm. Maybe I better take a closer look at his Healthcare thingy:
The United States Conference of Catholic Bishops pointed out today that “only a change in the law enacted by Congress, not an executive order, can begin to address this very serious problem in the legislation.”
Cuz when in doubt, I always turn to the Conference of Catholic Bishops as the greatest authority on secular U.S. constitutional law as well as knowledge of the best candies to use when looking to fornicate with young children. They go together like fish and bicycles.
You might have to settle for Chinese drywall.
Is this the same guy who habitually voted “present” when reproductive rights-related bills came before the Illinois legislature…?
Oops, sorry, didn’t mean to insert any inconvenient facts into the Dannenfelser Manifesto, there…
Way right! SBA would kick ass at the thought of Bart having a say in what women do, or don’t do.
TBogg, you’ve got to give up the source for that photo. There is an entire script just waiting to be written on who they tangled with to get that slammed.
ATC, I think Bart did a helluva job for the antiabortion freaks. They’re ungrateful and unrealistic. OTOH, I couldn’t care less if they and Bart are completely miserable. They’ve guaranteed a ton more misery for a lotta women and children with this move. Thanks fer that, too, Obamco.
Calling Barry “the most pro-abortion President in American history” makes it sound like he’s got a Gatling gun that shoots fetuses (feti?), although since we don’t know what sort of secret arsenal Nick Fury gave him access to, he might well have one.
Well, to give them credit where credit’s due: no little boy has ever had to get an abortion after “Special Time” with a Catholic priest.
On Susan B. Anthony, Dannenfelser has some quote about abortion being child murder. So, yes, Anthony was against abortion. However, Dannenfelser trims off the part where Anthony considers the man putting the woman in that position three times worse than the woman having the abortion. There’s probably more to the story.
I’m beginning to suspect this “most pro-abortion President in American history” nonsense may be a bit of begging the question. In other words, Obama becomes the most pro-abortion President when he signs this bill.
Like the fact that all contraception (and even discussing possible options) was illegal then (well, maybe I’m giving Dannenfelser some ideas, here). And that Susan dies over 100 years ago.
Poppy Bush has stiff competition. Jr Bush aborted many hundreds of thousands of Iraqis. But then again, most of them were not members of the only true religion, ChristianityApocalipsoChaChaCha, so they do not count….
And actually, since Stupak lives in the C Street Family Complex he probably already has some alternative action scheduled for Wednesday night. Maybe a little wife-swapping and Olympic-style-fetus-curling, all in between prayers sessions obviously…….
Death Panel that Bitch!
Susan B. Anthony List Candidate Fund President…
That’s like the most awesome title ever – it’s almost a complete sentence by itself.
I still want to know if Marjorie Dannenfelser has an alibi for the Dead Baby Santorum murder.
Bingo!