I’d take those IRS agents much more seriously if they were wearing bow ties.

Pay your health insurance taxes or Mullah Obama sics an Al Qaeda death panel on your grandma’s assisted living facility. It’s in the Constitution, now, suckas.

needs more Yakity Sax

Dear Tucker,

All you need now is a slight name change to The Daily Howler and you’ll attract readers from The Onion and Weekly World News. They might even let you borrow Bat Boy.

Unfortunately, that name is already taken.

Where’s Elian Gonzalez when you need him?

Whatever is trapped in that upside-down flashing cup looks confused….

Oh my. The Daily Caller just made my list of sites to visit whenever I’m looking for new material to mock.

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Alternates:

The Daily Troller

The Daily Bawler.

Hey dude, ease up on RC Cola. It beats the shit out of Pepsi, in my book.

On the other hand, you can rip Tucker’s bag of third rate right-wing washouts any day of the week.

Tucker Carlson: like Matt Drudge, but less gay.

heh

Why can’t Tucker see the upside of this? If the IRS hires thousands of new agents, then concomitant support staff will be required, and there will need to be office space (most likely specialized space, what with all the guns and ammo required), along with various and sundry supplies. This would be a huge boon to the economy, no?

I know Tucker and Friends want smaller government, but, damn — jobs are jobs. Suck it up.

I dunno…Tucker’s bow tie collection is pretty damn gay.

It’s cute how Tucker likes to play dress-up journalist.

The Daily Pants Pisser

The Daily Caller, which is the RC Cola of bloggy news aggregators,

I see it more as the Tab of news aggregators. No flavor, bitter after taste, indigestion if you drink in too much, and soon destined to be out of business.

It’s an oldie, but still a goodie:

Every time I see the Elian-grabby” pic, I immediately imagine the caption being “Drop the chalupa!”

Also, notice the guns in the photo are not real. They have the orange barrel tip to show police these are fake. So, Tucker staged the shot? They should wear bow-ties.

Well, there’s the first shot, fake though it may be, that proves what most of us “socialists” have said all along: the mandate, and especially having the IRS, of all agencies, enforce it, is a really bad idea, and gives the RW their biggest weapon.

Tucker’s latest little project may actually survive, using this weapon that our change-pres and Congress handed him.
Sigh.

I’m going downstairs to look at the puppehs. Need a recharge.

Actually, if I remember my long-ago days in basic accurately, those are probably the special blocks they put on the barrel ends when using training blanks — they block the barrel enough so that the gas recoil mechanism can work. So, not fake guns, but fake ammo. It’s probably a stock photo taken of a training exercise.

All that the IRS has to do is make this into a bitchin’ video game a la America’s Army and it’s all over. They could call it Timmy Geithner and his Howling Accountants.