On April fifteenth, hundreds of thousands of Sedentary-Americans are set to not-march on Washington DC in order to protest the unfair taxation that was recently enacted and then shoved down their throats by that colored fellow in the White House:

There is a massive rejection of the established powers taking place in our country.  Americans are mad as hell and we are not going to take anymore.  The Online Tax Revolt is about sending a clear message to Washington that we are a growing and vocal movement that is calling for real change.

The first-ever Online Tax Revolt, a free, interactive march on Washington was launched using state of the art technology. Concerned Americans can have a voice on tax policy, culminating on April 15 with events in Washington, D.C.

And, outside of a massive turnout of voters voting for change, what sends a more compelling message to the fat cats in Washington that people are mad as hell and they’re not gonna take it anymore (and “by not take it anymore”, they mean that they will pick out an awesome Button Gwinnett or a unrepresentative slim small-busted woman avatar to express their online disgust) than joining an online movement? Nothing, that’s what.

How easy is it to join this Great American Movement without actually having to move from your couch where you spend your days masturbating to feisty spitfire Megyn Kelly  on Fox when you’re not shoveling fistfuls of peanut butter pretzels into your gaping maw with your sausage-like fingers? Well, it’s as easy as typing your name and email address into some boxes, pausing to catch your breath from the exertion, and then hitting ‘send‘. Just like the Founding Fathers did… but with computers!

Marchers simply log on to www.OnlineTaxRevolt.com, choose an appropriate avatar and have it march to the nation’s capital.  Participants can march individually or in teams.  Other team leaders will be announced in coming weeks.

One team will be led by Michael Reagan. Another team will be led by nationally syndicated radio host Neal Boortz.  There will also be state-based teams and veterans’ teams.  Other prominent team leaders will be announced in the coming weeks.

By providing the promoters with your email address while joining up with, say, Team Wheezing Manatee, you will receive valuable emails requesting donations to various Tea Party party movements (ie. People’s Tea Party Liberation Front, Tea Party Is Go!,  Keep Government Out of My Medicare LLC,  etc) as well as valuable discount offers for gold, chocolate-covered bacon, and a coupon to receive a FREE cup-holder capable of holding 64 oz. Super-Mondo Big Fucking Gulp that you can attach to your mobility chair. Peanut M&M feeding tube sold separately.

Join now! Save America! Go Wheezing Manatees! Woot!!