Not only that, but she will cleverly avoid having the tab on an RNC credit card by getting a local rube to front it! Wotta gal!

So is this what they mean by “Make the Eagle Sore”? Yes? No?

I heard somewhere that nice conservative commentator on TV Stephen Colbert has an adopted son who is a Young Eagle. I sure hope they didn’t make him go to such places.

I gotcher “Young Eagles” right here! In my pants!

Also! Wolverines!!one!!!1

Worthy of Tbogg himself.

It’s Let the Eagle Soar, you twisted fuck.

…or maybe Let the Eagle be Sore.

Fuck it, let’s go bowling.

I am impressed by this new Republican Feminist outreach and I wish to learn more

I’m thinking they may have a subscription website, or at least a 900 number.

My hypocrisy meter burned out long ago with these GOP nitwits. But I have to wonder just how long the list has to get before the rank-and-file Hyper-Xtian GOPer starts wondering just what kind of men he or she is actually supporting.

Apparently having your parents pay the husband of your mistress to shut up doesn’t do it. Nor does forging official documents so that the state can subsidize your Appalachian Trail trips. Nor does humping prostitutes while clad in a diaper. Nor soliciting gay sex in mens rooms, public parks, or gay bars. Nor wanking to text messages from underage boys.

I’m sure Erik Brown feels remorse for getting that poor girl fired. No, wait…

Real lesbianism is a helluva lot cheaper than this faux show stuff. I thought Republicans were the smart fiscal ones?

Real lesbianism has its own life to lead and won’t put on a show at your convenience. It won’t go back into the closet while you’re wiping your dick off. It won’t wink at you to get you to buy more drinks. The fake variety costs more, but to them, it’s worth it.

But I have to wonder just how long the list has to get before the rank-and-file Hyper-Xtian GOPer starts wondering just what kind of men he or she is actually supporting.

I’ve been wondering the same for years. I guess CBN’s Pat Robertson has no time to update them between the upcoming Rapture and the warnings about Obama’s satanic plan to use death panels to convert them to Islamanic Communists before he takes away their guns away.

The Daily Show had much fun with this story tonight.

From the people that elected W and Reagan? The people that think that Palin is an original, deep thinker? Don’t hold your breath.

That’s totally unfair, those situations were COMPLETELY different: none of them were fired like this woman was.