Again, sorry. Without trying to get everyone shook up about it, I spent the evening in emergency with Fenway who may or may not have pneumonia. He’s spending the night in the hospital getting oxygen, having x-rays taken, and getting fluids and antibiotics. As they say: “More details when they become available…” I’m beginning to [...]

Perky teabagging nitwit Dana Loesch is not going to take the TAKEOVER OF HER COUNTRY LYING DOWN, GODDAMIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHIT PISS . As in: Yesterday was my son’s 9th birthday and for his present, the government jacked his future. As he sat in the floor and happily opened his gifts, Bart Stupak appeared [...]

Jane Mayer waterboards Rumsfeld fluffer Marc Thiessen’s book and finds  Thiessen torturing the truth: Courting Disaster” has a scholarly feel, and hundreds of footnotes, but it is based on a series of slipshod premises. Thiessen, citing McConnell, claims that before the C.I.A. began interrogating detainees the U.S. knew “virtually nothing” about Al Qaeda. But McConnell [...]

The Daily Caller, which is the RC Cola of bloggy news aggregators, needs to get some fucking traffic or Tucker Carlson is going to have start killing more employees to lower his payroll.  So Tucker is going Full Drudge: Because Obama’s Army will KILL YOU if you don’t have medical insurance, so I guess those [...]

History’s greatest monster, abortionist Bart Stupak, just had his Wednesday night open up and now he won’t have to miss Millionaire Matchmaker on that gay teevee channel: In response to Rep. Bart Stupak’s announcement that he and other self-labeled “pro-life” Democrats will vote in favor of Healthcare reform legislation with the addition of an Executive [...]

Putting this up early because we are going to watch Apocalypto (in Blu-ray!) tonight in honor of the HCR bill and  also because the human sacrifice scenes will probably be just like what is going to happen under Obamacare  where they will  harvest people’s organs and give them to Insurance company CEO’s to eat accompanied [...]

Nun-hatin’ Bart Stupak was once the whacking material poster boy for  undercooked-baby worshipers. This is no more. …and my favorite Word is bong. Awesome. (Added) To toot my own horn:

Common Sense Americans explain, among other things, that Health Care reform will lead to Congress sending everyone of a certain age  a $50 Viagra pill so that they will get the Boner of Death. This is true. I think we can set the Tongue In The Wall Socket clock to one minute before midnight.

According to all of  The Bloggers, none of whom are ever wrong, America will cease to exist later this evening when  the House either passes the Health Care bill or does not pass the Health Care bill. There is no middle ground. There is no way out. You are doomed. So tonight you will dine [...]

Courtesy of Rep. Patrick McHenry (R-Lollipop Guild)  we present a snapshot of a quantity a bunch a multitude a large crowd a scrotum of teabaggers who descended upon the Capital today to get all shouty about the possibility of spending as much money on public health care as we have spent on those two highly [...]