We haven’t been over to Angry Andy’s BigHo in some time now but it looks like they are still chalking up conservative wins and losses for  Real America based upon movie box office returns. It seems that Matt Damon’s Green Zone, which is about looking for those pesky  non-existent WMD’s,  did not do well this [...]

For K-Lo this beats the hell out of talking about the Church of Our Lady of Plausible Deniability

You’re now sixteen weeks and what’dya get, Four stumpy legs and one spotted dick Hey owner, don’t you call me ‘cuz I won’t come, I got lots of stuff that needs chewing on

In an effort to be, if not provocative, at least “edgy”, the Israeli government greeted Vice President Joe Biden’s visit by climbing up on the banquet table and shitting in the salad. Unwilling to sit there and smile that sickly Bill Kristol smile and pretend like nothing happened, the Obama administration pushes back, but it’s [...]

Republican IslandMexirican Marco Rubio (who is a “Rubio“) is in line to become Florida’s Senator Sugartit ( a title once coveted by Katherine Harris…but for all the wrong reasons) and he has the rubes and yokels his generous no-strings-attached donors to thank for allowing him to keep his strength up for the fight ahead by [...]

I am attending an ADULT FUNCTION this evening and this ADULT FUNCTION is very different from the ones I usually attend because it will be filled with many SMART and INFLUENTIAL people and it is CLASSY and that means that I have to break my, like, four year streak and WEAR PANTS!!1! which is something [...]

Throughout time there have been been many successful and influential female partnerships; Gertrude Stein & Alice B. Toklas … Virginia Woolf & Vita Sackville-West … and Salt-n-Pepa come to mind. But history has not been so kind to any possible combination of “Sarah” and “Meg” (or Meg and Sarah, which would be the other combination [...]

Shorter Basset Blogging: Fenway big. Wembley getting bigger. Jesus, they poop a lot. Here are pictures.

ESPN reports that Tim Tebow “wowed evaluators with his on-field performance at the NFL combine last month” if by “wowed”, you mean: he didn’t throw a pass. But now we see that Tebow is no Bucky Wunderlic(k); like his throwing motion he’s more of a work in progress : While former Florida quarterback Tim Tebow [...]

San Diego City Council candidate Lori Zapf is finding out that her LOL! gayz sux!!1! emails are coming back to haunt her: A relative unknown, Zapf is distinguishing herself from the five-candidate field to replace outgoing Councilwoman Donna Frye, but not in the way she intended. In a June 6, 2006, e-mail to anti-gay activist [...]