In an effort to combat the Mesican-loving socialists who are urging a boycott of the  Hellstate  of Arizona, the Moral Equivalent of the Founding Fathers Who Hated Mexicans Even Before There Was A Mexico are calling for a BUYcott which means that they will endeavor to purcahse important goods and services  from Arizona like …well… [...]

Bassets at rest and at play. Wembley has been losing teeth all over the place but, as you can see, he has plenty of others. I’m not sure what is up with Fenway’s put-upon look in the top picture.

Billy Graham’s otherwise unemployable dumb kid is probably annoying the holy bejeebus out of God right now: Last Sunday the president of the United States came to visit my 91-year-old father, Billy Graham, and me at my father’s home in North Carolina. If either of us wanted to visit the president at his home or [...]

Someone asked in the comments last week if I bought all of my music as mp3′s online. According to iTunes I have only purchased 140 songs out of the almost 11,000 songs I’m currently showing. Because I prowl the used CD stores, and I’m not afraid to take a chance on something if it looks [...]

Former First Lady Laura Bush, who is the Pamela Harriman of dull people, has a book coming out and she wants you to buy it and read it because it will prove that she exists. In this book (which will come out before her  husband’s stupid book because he is a big loser, but she [...]

I, for one, am thankful to the t*ts  that our f*ckface media is a bunch of p*ssies who clutch their pearls and rush to protect our delicate sensibilities from the c*cksucking f*cksticks who want to shove their f*cking vile gutter language down the throats of all of the dumb motherf*cking d*ckwad Americans who had previously [...]

I have pretty much stayed away from saying anything about the Arizona “If They’re White, They’re Alright. If They’re Brown, Flag Them Down” law because I don’t think it is going to survive the tsunami (which is not a Mexican word) wave of lawsuits to come. But it looks like the Zonies have really stepped [...]

Our little McMegan, who once spent a week sternly wagging her finger at people who refused to honor their obligations to banks, today sternly wags her finger at a banker who knowingly sold his clients large bags of horseshit. Just kidding, of course she didn’t: Now Levin is grilling a Goldman employee as to why [...]

Continuing with our Almost-All-Tebow, Almost-All-The-Time blogging, Attaturk sent me this, um, interesting story of when Timmy met Coach McHoody Jr and it sounds like a couple of frat boys pumped up on steroids and Red Bull bro-hugging, head-butting, high-fiving, and fuck-yeahing because football is AWESOME and this is going to be SO COOL and they’re [...]

Last week all of the cool kidz on the right as well as the public intellectuals at the Atlantic and Reason and other repositories for the otherwise unemployable got all navel-gazey about “epistemic closure” apparently under the impression that their readers give a shit. The long (and it can be very long) and the short [...]