Reporting here from earthquake-torn San Diego

Well, Earth shook us like an English nanny today causing Mrs TBogg to leap and grab the flatscreen so that it didn’t fall and crush the dogs, Fenway to jump up on the back of the love seat and bark out the window, and Wembley…. to do nothing. Since our home is built on a slight hill and is three stories, our place got waved in the air like the planet don’t care and it wasn’t particularly fun. But all is well and we are back to being our usual coastal elitist selves.

Ha ha, trailer parks and tornadoes. Losers.

Here is Wembley who is not only getting large but is largely oblivious.