I’m guessing Andy’s ISP has throttled back his bandwidth again (VPR), after downloading gigbytes of hentai enjokousai Asian pr0n. All in the name of freedum!

Sounds like he’s trying to get a new meme rolling: media/academia/PC. Except it’s oxymoronic at best, and no one in his crowd really has the chops to parse it. Oh yeah. Since when did that stop them?

Never mind.

This is the thermonuclear-douchebag who gave the finger to a protest march against children being press-ganged into guerilla armies in Africa.

John Cleese put it about as well as it could be put, I think.

OT: I think this has your name on it, Mr. Bogg.

Cleese also did the definitive wingnut

I understand the video that Breitbart is basing his rant on is the wrong one.

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gv3u2gkjVdgQg7_Uzkqk_WGMXPcwD9F29PSO0

“Tea’s ready!”

Oh, I can’t wait to see our gracious basset master tear that interview apart. In the meanwhile, I did love this bit:

Politico to Erick: What is your favorite body part (on yourself)[...]?

Erick: My shoulder.

The question tells us all we need to know about Politico’s journalistic gravitas, and the answer would explain a) the intellectual quality of Erick’s so-called ‘writing,’ and b) why Erick doesn’t get laid all that often…

What a drunken buffoon. If he wouldn’t have passed out after that third champagne coolie, I’m sure he would have gone on to post something about Rosa ‘fishing for racism’ by taking that seat near the bus driver.

We really need to bring carnival sideshows back, just to give Breitbart a place where he can bite the heads off of chickens.

TW: (regarding body parts) were you aware that every time “Little Jimmy” Okeefe’s visage in that blackploitation outfit appears in a web image or video, someone in the WWW shouts out, “Look! It’s Andy Breitbart’s penis!.”? No wonder Mr. Big Hollywood / Small Appendage is so very, very angry – all the time.

God, the rage this guy carries must be so exhausting. Let’s hope it causes him to spontaneously combust. Soon.

The constant flow of adrenaline surely is not doing good things to his heart or nervous system.

How come CNN hasn’t hired this guy yet?

The “fishing for racism walk” line sort of crosses it, don’tcha think.

How long before Breitbart has to offer a public apology to everyone in the world and check in to rehab?

How soon before Breitbart is arrested in a mens’ rest-room after attempting to fellate a black under cover officer and then claiming that he only offered the blowjob because he felt threatened by the presence of said black man.

Not soon enough.

And TBogg: this is the best post title EVAH.

Well, it’s just not fair, parading a bunch of dark-skinned people in front of those good folks.

You know how some people aren’t religious — they just love the lord?
Well, they’re not prejudiced — they just hate anybody who’s different.