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Kristinn “Is Too A Man’s Name” Taylor of Free Republic is dancing as fast as he can regarding the attack in New Orleans which caused Jim Hoft to lose his shit, which is actually about as easy as getting McMegan to make a public fool out of herself.
Deprived of any overt political motivation like someone screaming “Death to infidel pigs!” or maybe a backwards ‘P’ carved into the cheeks of the victims, Kristinn puts two and two together and comes up with Dirty Fucking Hippies:
The Hayride, for those who haven’t noticed, has not retracted their report that the couple was attacked for wearing Sarah Palin pins, even though a spokesman for Gov. Jindal has put out e-mails to select reporters and bloggers saying they were not wearing Palin pins.
This evening, the New Orleans Police Department released a statement pleading with the public for information about the attack. The description by the police of the incident does not describe a robbery, but it also does not say what exactly precipitated the attack, nor does it report a motive.
The statement does describe the attackers as a group of “Caucasian” men, one of whom was described as “dirty” and wearing a beard and ponytail.
That describes a typical leftwing protester of the type that were hanging outside the Republican fundraiser taunting attendees.
Oh. In that case, round up the usual suspects.
Hi Kristinn.
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Famous quotes in American history:
“I only regret I have but one life to give for my country!”
“Liberty and Union, now and forever!”
“Dont fire until you see the whites of their eyes!”
“Let’s get them, they have Palin pins on!”
The comments are enlightening also.
Christ, even Malkin called them out. And if it is anything other than a straight mugging or drunken brawl, I say to Jimmy and Krissy; can you think of any reason why residents of NOLA may be upset with the Republican Party? Think hard.
I got off the boat to take a peek at The Hayride, having never heard of it before, and found this gem amidst their frothing about dirty hippie radical kids selling textbooks or some such subversiveness:
No, shitbird, it’s been refuted. Unless you’re implying that Jindal’s people may be lying to you, for some reason, in which case rock the fuck on, my man.
Excuse me, but is that a bath robe he’s got on over his
lumberjack shirtplaid PJs?Disheveled teabagger is going off on the hippies?
The pic suggests that Kristinn’s full time job is gloryhole inspector at the local ABS.
Well, of course, that call for this:
“I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I’d been a girlie,
Just like my dear Papa.
He’s a lumberjack, and he’s okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.”
He’s a lumberjack, and he’s okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
He’s a loafing hack, and he’s not right.
He sleeps all day and he whines all night.”
Oh thank God. For a second I thought, “Fuck, is that Timothy Busfield?” But it’s just some guy named Kristinn, trying manfully to conflate a “typical leftwing protester” with a biker.
This obviously calls for the formation of a corps to protect the Teabaggers. They can wear brown shirts and call themselves the “Saviors of America”, or “SA” for short.
OT: Remember Lt. Col. Terry Lakin? He was the birther who refused deployment to Afghanistan on the grounds that the CinC isn’t a natural born citizen. The Army has decided to Court Martial him.
Piyush Jindal advises RNC staffers to stay away from Bourbon St.
Damn, Pepe le Piyush is creeeepy. “Thank Yeeeeuw!1! Thank Yeeeeeuuw!11! Thank Yeeeuuwwww!!!1″
You’d almost think he’s possessed:
http://tpmelectioncentral.talkingpointsmemo.com/2008/06/bobby_jindals_dance_with_the_d.php
Oh, and can’t stop laughing at that photo of Kristinnnn, and how the massive beer gut is covered by the words “Unfit.” These Baggers are so easy to mock, it’s almost not fun…almost.
Did you read any of the comments on that link? Not all of them are from rightwingnutbots, but cheese and crackers, some of these guys sound like sixth-grade dropouts who stopped taking their meds.
Aw, you suckered me in. I don’t usually read the comments anywhere but here because they’re usually the same warmed-over shit from both sides. Anyway, I went back and read the comments. The commenter who claimed to have “duel degrees” was priceless.
Jeebus, what happened to Donny Most.
You know your pot belly’s gotten too big when…
#6 – It’s possible to visually trace your navel’s contours through the tense cotton of your stretched undershirt.