No, no, she’s sending starbursts around the room with her eyes! Just ask Rich Lowry!

OT, but I think anyone who makes a “cute” and “cuddly” lamb puppet for a childrens’ show and names it “Lambchop” has a sick and twisted sense of humor. I’d've liked to have met her…

Behold, I am Fiorina, destroyer of reporters.

I strongly believe that, in a debate, Sherri Lewis & Lambchop would have butchered (get it?) ol’ Carlyforication. At least the public can see the person with their hand up Lambchop’s buttocks putting words into her mouth.

more the god of heckfire, IMHO

Dr. Peter Venkman: What I’d really like to do is talk to Dana. Dana? It’s Peter.
Dana Barrett: There is no Dana, there is only Zuul.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Oh, Zuulie, you nut, now c’mon. Just relax, c’mon. I want to talk to Dana. Dana, Dana. Can I talk to Dana?
Dana Barrett: [in an inhuman demonic voice] There is no Dana, only Zuul!
Dr. Peter Venkman: What a lovely singing voice you must have.

If Carly gets elected she’s going to cut all the waste in Washington using her laser beam eyes.

I will be sending you a bill for a new keyboard owing to that “Lambchop the Destroyer” line. Required spew warning there.

I’d love to have a Lambchop puppet with seven horns and ten eyes. It would go well with my Whore of Babylon puppet, although I don’t often play with the latter because it’s always sticky when I put my hand in.

Also, when I saw that picture of Carly I immediately thought of the DS9 episode where Kira is possessed by a Pah-Wraith. I’m nerdy that way.

That is actually the last flickering essence of the thousands of lives she destroyed while running Hewlitt-Packard into the ground. The light is fading, so she must consume more souls (California?) or die.

I guess she plans to “focus on the economy like a laser beam.”

So now Carly’s wearing sheep eye buttons and earrings?

Hey Joe, it was a long time ago. And after all, I address our pug Albert as “Sweetcakes”, even though I eat sweet cakes whenever possible.

FWIW, Lambchop took no prisoners. Her personality was clever, smartmouthed, manipulative. She would have outclassed Carly (by all reports) without turning a fiber.

Wonder if any of the reporters asked about this:

Russian and German authorities are investigating whether Hewlett-Packard executives used bribery to seal a deal for computer equipment in Russia at the beginning of the last decade – when Carly Fiorina, Republican candidate for the US Senate, was CEO of the company.

http://calitics.com/diary/11529/what-did-carly-fiorina-know-and-when-did-she-know-it

The only time I ever saw Shari Lewis was at some kind of cartoon program at the LA County Museum of Art; she and Lambchop came out and introduced the show. She was wearing a shiny yellow-green pantsuit and her hair was a perfect bubble. As I was on acid at the time, I thought she looked exactly like a giant bug, and I’ve never been able to shake the image.

Fiorina is memorable for presiding over a 60% decline in the value of HP stock while laying off 18,000 employees and sending work overseas. She later expressed regret that she hadn’t got rid of some people sooner and she preferred the the term “right shoring” to “off shoring.”

Her only perceivable fault as a Republican candidate is her failure to braid teabags in her hair.

Guess that explains Carlyfabrication’s dog:
http://www.amoeba.com/blog/2007/11/video-maniacs/devil-dog-the-hound-of-hell.html

Oddly, she’s also started a regular feature on her blog called Beelzebassett Thursdays. Not sure what that’s all about…

And damn…clicked through to her Twit page, and Carli’s Jr’s twatter needs a good reaming. Yeesh.

Umm, she is aware that there are one or two HP employees in California who remember her, right? Why the hell would she think she can win public office?
Failorina.

Doncha know that’s just dwelling in the past. We need to move beyond that to a new future.

FTW

there’s a NSFW photo of a Lambchop puppet floating around on teh intertubes, if I can find it again I’ll post it

Hey, just be glad it’s Lambchop this time around:

“During the Rectification of the Vuldrini, the Traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the Third Reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick Supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!”