DO NOT WANT

Did Jenna finally learn that Republican guys aren’t so great at getting their freak on?

Bush, Shrub, Big Dog – you people are disgusting.

Aw, jeez, Michelle Johnson.

Memories, memories.

Gee, where’s the cigar?

Getting their freak on? You mean Larry Craig and David “Diapers” Vitter aren’t your type of freak? ;-)

Cigars?
Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em.

Wait! Does this mean that the Clenis is Bush’s best friend?

(This comment was approved by Sigmund Freud).

I had no idea that the Big Dog was such a Blame It On Rio fan.

I was thinking more like Sabrina.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TC705nUfSU

Jenna Bush Hager takes on Bill Clinton

That’s just ripe for pornification: cue up the bow-chicka-bow-bow and add a few quotation marks and another tittilating sentence or two, and we get:

Jenna “Bush” Hager takes on Bill Clinton in this steamy romp. Jenna gives her all to the Big Dog and his friends for two hot and wet hours. Also stars Ron Jeremy and Peter North.

Eeeeeeuww! ;-o

Can’t imagine it’s ever been all that difficult to bang a Bush. And The Dawg likes sleazy.

How did they ever ditch Luke “Not a Pumpkinhead” Russert so that they could get busy?

You wanna know how to get a Republican? They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. He wipes his hand on your shirt, you fuck his daughter.

Jenna’s protected wetlands now open for drilling
bow-chicka-bow-bow…

I thought Repulbican wimmen were supposed to take their hubby’s name not do the Hilary Rodham Clinton thang. Oh, wait, but then nobody would want to hire Jenna Hager then would they? Kind of like Luke Russert changing his name to Luke Smith.

Excellent progression, but needed brain bleach after…

“Ah’m sorry, they misunderstood me. Ah just asked when the POSSE was gonna show up.”

OMG too funny.

I can imagine Jenna in a Jay walking skit.
Jay:When I say Madison you say –?
Jenna:Ashley?

Does anyone talk about NotJenna anymore?