I, for one, am thankful to the t*ts that our f*ckface media is a bunch of p*ssies who clutch their pearls and rush to protect our delicate sensibilities from the c*cksucking f*cksticks who want to shove their f*cking vile gutter language down the throats of all of the dumb motherf*cking d*ckwad Americans who had previously never heard a discouraging f*cking word in their sh*tty not-worth-a-bucket-of-warm-p*ss lives until today. Also, p*ss, sh*t, c*ck, *ssmunch, and tw*twaffle.
(Disclaimer) Like the mainstream media, I am thankful that my judicious use of the asterisk above will render small children (and most adult Palins) unable to comprehend the more abhorrent words in my post.
Bless their little f*cking hearts…




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As I pointed out yesterday in a comment: this is a family-friendly site you are running here, Mr Tbogg. Not your fault that the world is such a f*cking cesspool.
Won’t somebody think of the p*ppies!
Nice blog you got here. Be a f*cking g*dd*mn shame if something were to happen to it….
TB*gg: A S*mewh*t P*pular Bl*gger.
That does it — I’m in f*cking love with Tbogg!
They were quoting a Goldman e-mail, for f*cks sake!
Perhaps if we stopped treating the viewing public as four year olds, they might actually stop thinking like four year olds. Man I hate this Mrs. Grundy bullsh*t.
Yes, thats what my family does, gather all the kiddies up around teh teevee and watch Keith Olberman. Beats the f*ck out of Penguins of Madagascar any day.
As an aside, Does C-SPAN have a “bleep” button?
Mothefucking cuntshitting pissfuck anus on the cunting cockfuck.
There’s only one thing left to say, when they think that adults (if there are any left) can’t possibly handle a word that wouldn’t even cause anybody in entertainment or teevee of any sort to pause: Go f*ck yourself. My kid is in bed, f*ckstick, I think I can handle a little profanity. Now go take your fouled big boy pants and clean yourself up.
Shit, piss, cunt, fuck, cocksucker, motherfucker and TITS!
There, somebody had to do it…
D*rn it all to h*ck!
Media-ite = Dan Abrams, who used to be Olbermann’s MSNBC boss until he ‘moved on.’
So, there’s that.
Boobs. (Referring to both the lovely lady parts featured at TBogg, AND the f*ucking c*cksucking a*swipes who have no problem with torturing people, but just swoon when it comes to f*ucking pottymouths. P*ss on ‘em all. Als*.)
Fuck them and the horse they rode in on. Anyone over the age of 12 who has not heard those words needs to get out more. My hillbilly grandfather’s favorite word (which was about every third word out of his mouth) was sonofabitch (yes it was all one word), but he did not discriminate against other equally colorful words. I already had an impressive vocabulary (which my mother continually cautioned me not to use in public) by the age of five.
Hey wingers, here’s a helpful primer.
Abstinence from f*cking and bad w*rds. FAIL.
Abstinence from rightwing a**hats governing the country. SUCCESS!
That reminds me of when they tried to make a color man out of Roger Staubach, shortly after he retired. There was much chortling over him saying things like, “going to heck in a handbasket” on the air.
Sort of reminds me of what Tim Tebow will sound like when he goes into TV.
Olbermann tears down the last defense of the Cheneyite conservatives: “Don’t worry; they can’t repeat what we said on television.”
The US corporate media’s employees aren’t paid to inform.
You forgot cheney! And santorum!
heh. Watching the coverage of Levin saying, “Shitty deal” was a riot. He obviously enjoyed himself and was like a fine connoisseur of the swear word, rolling it around his mouth and off his tongue. He was tough and kept pushing the Goldman guy right to the edge. Great television!
Thank G*d, no one said “blowjob.”
It’d be appropriate for Olbermann to find footage of Cheney telling Leahy (I think) to “Go fuck yourself” (Can you say that on the Senate floor?), and play it as a continuous loop on the show for a few weeks.
Apropos–
Two kids, 10 and 7, are in the den, talking. Ten year old Jason says, “If you want to be big and grown-up, you have to learn to use bad words, like ‘fuck’ and ‘shit.’”
Seven-year-old Josh nods.
Mom calls them in to breakfast. Mom asks, “Okay, what do you guys want for breakfast? Jason?”
Jason thinks, then says, “Ah, fuck it. I’ll have the fucking French toast.”
Mom blows up. “Young man, you go to your room NOW and wait for me, and we will discuss the terrible thing you just said. Go!”
Jason skulks off. Mom turns to Josh. “Honey, what do you want for breakfast?”
Josh thinks hard, then says, “Well, I’ll tell you one thing. I sure don’t want the fucking French toast.”
And don’t forget the update, which added:
Fart, turd, and twat.
Yes, that is one word — I know what you’re talking about.
Years ago, I worked with (and dated — long story) an American-born Asian woman whose mother had been born in China and spoke very, very little English. Her favorite swear word was “Sumbitchee!” Presumably, that was her Sinofication (?) of sonofabitch.
*u***** great post
Hey, there’s no tape of that. doncha know that means it didn’t happen?
(do I need a snark tag here?)
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If only Mediaite had been around 12 years ago when parents were being questioned by their children about oral sex and a semen streaked dress. Ahh, good times.
H. E. Double Hockey Sticks. Late to the thread again.
No effin way! Thats amazing.
Oh, goodie! A f*cking f*ck f*ck post!
and Bl*wj*b!