We haven’t been giving Fenway enough attention on the blog since Wembley jetted into our lives and now Fenway is getting all dramatic and emo about it.

On the other hand, today is Wembley’s six month birthday and he want you to know that he finds life to be all too predictable and jejune. I expect that he will start smoking Gauloises soon and rolling his eyes at us when we ask him if he wants to fetch the ball or something else equally bourgeois.