Well, the site does sport a weird hentai drawing of what I believe is Wonder Woman and underneath is a quote from a teabagging fuck knuckle about half-term Governor Grifterbags being named man of the year.

So there ya go, dirty fucking libs.

That’s Diana alright, really poorly magic lassooed and with a pair of shades on for no reason at all.

Waaasaaaaiiiiiiitttt a minute … when did Wonder Woman start wearing Mercury wings on her ankles? I gotta say that my only experience with Wonder Woman was watching the TV show and I really don’t recall ever staring at her …. ummm …. feet.

Jus’ sayin.’

So if, by their own admission, they are the Tea-baggers and we are the Tea-baggees, the only proper and polite response would be:

Suck my balls.

This bit is filled with awesome:

And I’m thoroughly lost on why Paul is the one on the defensive here. Who are all these people who find fault with what he said? Don’t they believe in free speech and free enterprise? Or do they believe in it only to a certain point? They think government should interfere with how a private business is run? In what other scenarios is this permissible? Do they recognize a line, and if so, are they involved in moving that line? Do they tolerate someone else moving the line?

Half a century ago it was a Woolworth’s lunch counter, in the mid 1990’s it was breastfeeding. Does the business manager have anything to say about anything, ever? Are all businesses merely subsidiaries of the all-powerful glorious federal government?

Must all ethical conundrums be resolved through federal law? Should we keep legislating and legislating until we all think the same way about everything?

Yes, I do believe this Morgan Freeberg (that’s what he says his name is) has the bag-facts somewhat reversed. I think his two circles are meant to be schematic representations of the Movement’s collective testicles, which we libs are invited to taste.

Hey, kids, here’s an idea. We all get customized trucknuts in garish colors with mottos like “Single Payer” and “Gay Marriage” and “Freedom from Religion” and “No More Drilling” and “All Humans Created Equal” and “The Goddess Is Not Mocked” – - and attach them to our vehicles! And see if they get it! Cool, huh?!

You should Google “Eratosthenes:” he looks like a Truck Nut with ears. And he was born in LIBYA and was a scientist and filled with teh book-learin’. And made a life long study of how to measure big balls.

“…who drives all the right people crazy, across party lines.”

Grammar is not the suit, in which Mr. Warren strong is. Too.

I’ll bet they thought long and hard to find another way of saying “I know you are, but what am I?”, and that’s the best they could come up with in their festival of epic fail.

Pitiful, just pitiful.

E pluribus scrotum

Freedom for me, but not for thee? Sigh. There really is no arguing with the ‘ballers, is there?

“A politician whose policy instincts are sound, whose wits are sharp, and whose moral vision is unclouded — who drives all the right people crazy, across party lines.” — David Warren, on selecting Sarah Palin as “Man of the Year”

Oh, HORSESHIT!

The “Right people” were crazy well before LiarLiarGrannyPantiesOnFirePalin burst onto the stage…..

Palin/Paul* 2012!!1!1!!

*Randall, that is….

I believe a more likely reaction will be those nuts getting smashed. Possibly the only close contact I would have with a pair not attached….

**snork!!**

Funny thing is, they called themselves teabaggers. We just ran with it.

yeah well I licked those balls and the “limited government” one tasted like government limited to whateva ole white folks want and the “fiscal responsibility” nut tasted like denial of whateva any other folks need.

But most of all they had that bitter taste of wingnut spit cause they be lickin they own balls all the day long.

Just another wingnut predisposed to using words without a clue or concept as to their actual meaning. ‘Socialist’! ‘Fascism’! ………Morans.

Yeah, because preventing a woman from showing her breasts in public is EXACTLY the same as not allowing people into the store, based on the color of their skin. EXACTLY. Also, too, WOLVERINES!!! It’s almost like these people are stupid on purpose, just so we can get a laugh at their expense. Why, thankyew!