As we have noted before, Mark Hemingway is a not a very bright man and humor seems to throw him to such a degree that it is impossible to tell him something as simple as a knock-knock joke because every time you say “knock-knock” he leaves the room to answer the door.
So when Sarah Palin goes Full Metal Mayella Ewell, accusing Joe McInnis of eye-raping her children, Hemingway buys it and the horseshit it rode in on. Not willing to settle for being a garden variety half-wit, Hemingway doubles down when McGinnis’ son replies sarcastically to an email from Politico’s Ben Smith:
Bestselling author may be romantically stalking Sarah Palin
By: Mark Hemingway
Commentary Staff Writer
05/25/10 1:10 PM EDT[...]
Well, it gets even crazier. Ben Smith of Politico got ahold of Joe McGinniss’ son and asked him about his father’s recent move to Alaska:
I haven’t been able to reach McGinniss, but did send an errant email to his son, the novelist Joe McGinniss Jr., who replied, “Sadly, she’s right. We tried our best to intervene, but alas, the heart wants what it wants. We can only pray for him now. He’s convinced that Todd will step aside and when the time is right, he’ll be there, right next door, to pick up the pieces.“
Wow. Just wow.
People like Hemingway like to complain that someone is always trying to shove something down their throats. This may be because they seem all too willing to swallow just about anything.




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Photo tag… Hard to believe he’s stupider than he looks.
Nothing to add other than… bwahahahaha!!! Also.
What I want to know is if Sarah can see inside McGinniss’s bathroom from the room of her “squealing Trig”. Yes, that’s what I want to know. Also, what’s that strange fapping noise coming from underneath Mark’s desk? Actually, nevermind.
Awww, how quickly we forget our under-achievers. What about Doug Feith? Aaaand, no fair deposing the Stupidest Man on the Planet without even considering the the king of poop-peddling, the Doughy Pantload.
Also, Sarah the patsy Judas goat must be skating very thin slander-ice with her comment “Wonder what kind of material he’ll gather while overlooking Piper’s bedroom…”. If family history is any indication, the material will be XXX.
Too.
corporalwaldo beat me to Feith. Hemingway is dumber, though. The Doughy Pantload is pathetic, but while he is a dolt and a scumbag, he does have a smidgen of intelligence. Jonah will say stupid things and lie, but Hemingway can’t even achieve Jonah’s level of bullshit.
By the way, if the sarcastic quip about McGinniss were true, that would basically make him Rich Lowry and/or Greta van Sustern, huh? Maybe it’s the right-wing adoration of Palin – in addition to native stupidity, of course – that made Hemingway so quick to buy this.
Wait I just realized something.
Is it possible that Tbogg was actually being sarcastic in some of his posts here over the years?
Good god I thought he was a serious, somewhat right wing commentator. This changes everything.
It always irritates me when internet phrases swirl down far enough in the cultural drain to reach right-wing bloggers. It means they’ve met the same fate as hiphop lingo on the tongues of PGA Tour commentators (“He’s got game, Skip!”). “Wow. Just wow” is officially dead.
“…but did send an errant email to his son…”
How?
Oh my God, he even missed the not-exactly-veiled Woody Allen reference? And thinks McGuinness was being serious?
HAHAHAHAHA!
What a moron.
(McInnis. Sorry.)
Missus (former) Governor Sarah Pee is emboldened by her experience with Letterman talking about her ho bag kids. Someone besides dumbass Mark will no doubt also be writing about her sick bullshit, because the EmEssEm hasn’t be told yet that they’re past her.
Some of us have never heard of Mark Hemingway. Could this stoopidity be a reason why?
I don’t know, that seems a mighty capacious throat. I am not sure antone less than John Holmes could ever really satisfy that need.
Why do these chuckleheads get cute women, though? That’s a babe, next to him.
Professional escort?
If Mark Hemingway was a beverage he’d be a double down half wit flappuccino!
Next article in the series;
Phone Stalker Accuses Me of Kidnapping Prince Albert!
by Mark Hemingway
I do not, and have never kept Prince Albert in a can. I checked every can in the house, just to make sure the liberals didn’t plant him there and entrap me. It took me four hours but the search turned up nothing and…fap fap fap fap fap
So difficult to be THE stupidest when there is so much competition for the title:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/05/25/AR2010052504396.html?hpid=opinionsbox1
Not to mention the time he nearly had a heart attack trying to catch his refrigerator.
We owe Sarah Paycheck a debt of gratitude for bringing out the competitive edge in so many for “The Stupidest Man on Earth.” She’s done much to democratize the competition.
Mark Hemingway may be pretty dumb, but I have to say I thought The Sun Also Rises was pretty good. Also that movie about the guy and the fish.
Uh Oh!
I sent Hemingway a link to The Onion
I’m sure The Department of Evil will freak him bad!
You sent him a link to The Onion? What the hell, man? Are you prepared to be sued by his family when his head explodes?
You know, we could’ve covered for you, but now that your confession is “out there” we can’t help.
Great article and wonderful comments. I agree with one, why would anyone send a comment to The Onion? That’s dangerous!!
Huh? Doesn’t The Onion = TeaBaggieWiki?
I was just trying to help with Lil’ Mark’s research.
At any rate, his family can sue away. The only asset of value I have is an autographed* copy of Going Rogue……
* Not by $arah, but by the local “residentially challenged” fellow who hawks classic literature on the street corner….
Les wingnuts a ses raisons que la raison ne connais point.
Just wait until Piper shows up at Joe’s door with “Send Me to Auntie Watertiger” pinned to her jumper.
Then the sparks will fly.
How about the “Journal of Irreproducible Results”?
“…Full Metal Mayella Ewell…”
I will say it again but louder this time: YOU MUST WRITE A COMIC NOVEL ABOUT SOMETHING, ANYTHING I DON’T CARE. PLEASE, I BEG OF YOU – WRITE ONE!!!
You are an artiste, my friend.
We all need the exquisite laughter you hold in your keyboardy little hands…
Someone should ask McGinniss: When you stare at the abyss, does she stare back?