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I’m crashing on/bumping up against/being threatened at gunpoint by a deadline to go to a baseball event this afternoon, so let me see if I can wrap this one up in shiny package of stupidage.
Michelle Malkin wants Todd “Not First Dude” Palin to control our borders because he built this totally awesome foreigner-proof fence to keep notorious Mexican pedophile Jose McGinnis from watching Todd and Greta van Susteren fucking on Piper Palin’s trampoline in the backyard while the Palin kids (Piper, Bankshot, and Methylene) are busy at their Touch Trig For A Dollar booth out front by the curb. The construction of the fence (seen over there) has all the hallmarks of quality we have come to expect from British Petroleum, Todd Palin’s former employer.
Later today (probably about the fourth inning for me) Michelle Malkin will share stalking tips:
You’ve no doubt read about the Palin family’s snoopy new neighbor, author Joe McGinniss, who has rented a house 15 feet from the Palins’ backyard to conduct binocular-aided research for his Random House book. I’ll share more thoughts later on the media ethics issues and media double standards involved.
…based upon her diary entries from that time when she stalked a twelve-year old boy.
Let’s see…also, too, the house next door to the Palin’s used to be filled with reformed drug addicts:
The home Joe McGinniss is renting used to be an Oxford House from 2005 until 2008. The tenants were men recently released from prison who were recovering addicts.
…
…but Rush Limbaugh and Larry Kudlow kept the music down and they “shared” so it was all good.
Lastly it appears that the Joe McGinnis is able to live next door, where he will watch SARAH PALIN DRINK MILK STRAIGHT FROM THE CARTON! and pull her panties from her buttcrack, because of the great vengeance and furious anger of the owner who hates screeching snowtrash Sarah Palin as much as most of America does, probably more for good reason:
“No one is stalking anyone,” Joe McGinniss, Jr., a novelist whose father is the non-fiction writer, wrote in response to an email from a Palin supporter who confused his email address and his father’s. (He shared the email with me.) “A woman was renting her house and sought out the author because the Palins had crossed her (owed her money for renovations she had done at their request and never paid her for). So she knew McGinniss was writing the book and found him and offered him the house.”
Ha ha. So neighbor-lady is fucking Sarah Palin and not in the way that forces Rich Lowry and Matthew Continetti to give each other sad unsatisfying dutch-rudders.
The end.
Oh. Play ball!
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Wow, check out Ben’s comments. He’s getting the Dave Weigel treatment.
Your invocation of Doughy Pantload at the beginning of this post is belied by the fact that your post actually contains information, and quite a lot of it for that matter. I’ve added “dutch rudder” to my vocab.
Neighbor-lady turned down more money from the Enquirer. I think in PalinWorld that should count for something.
That abomination is what my grandma used to call a ‘spite fence.’
And an ugly one at that.
Hmm, dutch rudders, you say? So I guess we now know what an “inappropriate physical relationship” is.
So it seems you’re one of those people who write even better under pressure.
(Touch Trig for a Dollar Booth. Bwahhhaa ha ha ha ha)
This is at least the third time that $arah has fabricated threats of sexual assault toward her daughters. She claimed that Willow and Bristol had to change schools because of rape threats (yet neither the schools or the police ever heard from Mrs. Palin). She insisted that David Letterman was after Willow’s underage booty. And now she’s told the world where Piper’s bedroom is, insisting that Joe McGinniss has a burning desire to stare into a nine-year-old’s window. http://palingates.blogspot.com/2010/05/sarah-palins-imaginary-threats-to-her.html
I mean, since illegal Mexican Jose McGinniss (good one, Tbogg!) is in his late sixties, he must be a dirty old man, right?
What really burns $arah’s saggy *ss is that she has fabricated a publicist’s dream, with her hornet buzz whipping up more interest in a book that isn’t even available yet for pre-order from Amazon. And $arah won’t make a dime off this book.
Suh-weeeeeeeeeeet!
That’s the ugliest fuck-you fence ever.
Crrr-aackkk! Outa the ballpark.
pull her panties from her buttcrack
You think of EVERYTHING!
Btw, I can easily picture Palin posing that way for some Trash Ho cover while holding Trig. For a price of course.
Dutch Rudders
Come for the snark, stay for the education
Does this mean that
Ann Margretthe homemade blueberry pie is not coming?http://www.facebook.com/notes/sarah-palin/just-when-ya-think-it-cant-get-any-more-interesting-welcome-neighbor/392687973434
I assume you’re watching the surprisingly resurgent Padres cream their opponents — who is it this time? The Cardinals again? — in their delightful little ballpark, where I enjoyed a lovely evening last summer, and forgetting the Dumb Lady for a while. Oh, and encourage the team to hang on to Adrian Gonzalez — every other team in the majors is salivating over the prospect of luring him away.
Wow, and that’s just the fence they finally put around their dumpster.
Just goes to show you that there’s always something new to learn. I’ve become quite fluent in “perv” since I’ve started lurking here.
Well done, sir.
Also, too: over at my joint I’ve conclusively proved that Sarah Palin is Greg Stillson.
All right, enough with the Dumb Lady, already…..and yes, I know TBogg is actually enjoying some personal life at the ball game…but dangit, it’s Thursday night, and I WANT PUPPEHS!
Too. Also.
I want the doggie boys, too! And btw, also: Jose McG was my neighbor once (I vaguely remember Jose Jr. as like a 7 year old running around the neighborhood being a 7 year old boy). And did you know: Kieffer Sutherland once STOLE the McG’s dog! (A yellow lab, as I recall. KS rented the McG house-mit-dog-care one summer, decided the dog would miss him desperately or something, and just took the dog with him when he left — to Canada, no less. With some effort, the McG’s got their dog back. I’ve never watched 24, but I always think of that story when I read about/see clips of KS as torturer — he’s not just acting. And I guess poor Jose Jr. was permanently scarred by this kidnapping of his dog so that he suffers now from an advanced case of ironic sensibility.)
And the Yankees lost tonight. I didn’t get to see it — just listened to John and Susan. Did watch a Little League practice as I walked my springer. Quite a beautiful thing, really. “Good job, Joey! Get rid of it right away” and such.
As excellent as this place currently is, I do miss seeing new episodes of America’s Worst Mother* (® TBogg Industries), including the weekly Naming of the Children. Please don’t ever delete your old blogspot stuff; many a gem lies in them thar hills.
*Although, now that I think about it, I suppose gangsta-grifta Caribou Barbie is our new AWM.
That’s one classy looking fence. That baby had to have set them back at least a couple of hundred bucks.
Shocking that Malkin would swoop in. Actually, last night I posted on Weigel, McGinnis, and Graeme Frost – plus Tbogg and Roy links, naturally… Remember, Malkin’s crusades are not stalking, because she’s doing it!
Also, does McGinnis’ rented house have granite countertops?
Malkin never “stalked a twelve year old boy.”
All she did was drive by a house and take a picture. That’s it.
Interestingly, you all seem to think it’s perfectly fine to move in next door to a subject of a book you’re writing (so long as the book is critical of a conservative).
But Malkin drives by once, snaps a picture, and she’s a “stalker.”
No wonder America is turning on the Left. They can now see the intellectual vapidity of your movement.
FWIW, lgwalt, the only person so far who has taken a picture of their next-door neighbor and posted it on the internets is Sarah Palin. And it’s clear from the photo that Joe the Writer didn’t know he was being photographed. Who’s the “stalker,” again?
I find it quite amusing that all the rightwingers, who normally are all about “individual property rights” suddenly have a problem with the entire concept when someone else uses their personal property in a way they don’t approve. I guess the new operational definition is “you have a right to use your own property however you like, so long as Sarah Palin is ok with it.”
Talk about “intellectual vapidity.” Your standard-bearer is the patron saint, and you’re soaking in it.
And she talked to their neighbors and passed along second-hand information on how Frost’s business was supposedly doing after visiting the business, and documenting their cars, and listing what schools their kids went to and how much tuition was and how could they afford it….
Nope. Just drove by the house.
So thanks for your concern about the “Left”. Why don’t you console us by blowing us?
They can now see the intellectual vapidity of your movement.
Yes, and in response to that intellectual vapidity, they’re turning to Sarah Palin.
(Although I’ll thank you to leave my movement out of this.)
Brilliant! Even “wordsmith” does not do you justice, Mr. Bogg. And that’s not to mention the kids’ names every time you write about Caribou Barbie.
Yeah, sure, Malkin, other right-wing bloggers never stalked a 12 year old and his parents, Rush Limbaugh and the gang didn’t pile on as well, nor did Republicans in Congress approve of it.
Ig… really put it back in your pants. Sarah can’t see you from her house.
If McGuinniss doesn’t even write one word, Sarah’s hallucinations turned into text will be enough to melt down the most industrial strength server. She’ll end up sending her ghost-texters to an early grave.
Wonder if Todd Palin’s buddies helped with the fence….