Until the IDF dropped in on the Gaza Food Folks & Fun Flotilla (without bringing so much as a nice loaf of marble rye as welcome gift) we had no idea that the IDFers had a blog. Awesome! The IDF Spokesperson blog is kind of like Contentions but with less chest-thumping butched-up bluster from Noah Pollack and more Friday Night iShabbat Random Tens which are pretty much mostly klezmer music, Matisyahu, the Scorpions, and, for some reason, Night Ranger.

Anyway, since the IDF doesn’t Twittertwat (yet!) they want you to know that the Islamoflotillatists had highly sophisticated weaponry like the kind of stuff that Q gives to James Bond such as cuff link lasers or a watch that turns into a chain saw and that is why the IDF guys had to, you know, shoot a bunch of them.

As they say, pics or they don’t exist, so here is the captured weaponry courtesy of the IDF……:

You can click on the picture to get a better idea of how fearsome the weaponry is although, outside of the kinda cool looking scimitar, you may have many of these same Weapons of Gaza Invasion laying around your house, probably because you are an Israel-hating and, by extension, an American-hating terrorist. But pay close attention to those four black-handled knives in the bottom right-hand corner of the picture. If I’m not mistaken those are Wüsthof knives from Germany. And you know who else came from Germany?

That’s right….. The Scorpions.